- NE1, Newcastle Upon Tyne, Tyne And Wear
- Male (33), Female (32)
We've been swinging 7 years now on and off, and we're looking to have some fun with couples, guys and girls. She's bi-sexual, curvy, red hair, blue eyes, size 16,34C. He's tall dark and handsome (her words), slim. He's also bi-curious.
We're and odd couple, we have a very strange outlook on life and both have an offbeat sense of humour, so we're not everyone's cup of tea.
We're looking for soft and full swap, happy with both. Same and separate room fun. We're also into the kinkier stuff and possibly cuckolding. Black guys especially welcome.
Our profile is long and detailed, just like us, and if you find it a chore to read all this, then we're probably not going to match anyway.
Here's some points about what we are and aren't looking for.
- Safe sex is always a must - absolutely no exceptions.
- COUPLES/SINGLE WOMEN: The mrs is very bi, and therefore we're only interested in couples where the fem is bi. Yes, Mr. bananacustard considers himself b-curious, but we're fine meeting couples where the guys is straight, it's not an issue for us if it's not an issue for you. We are of course interested in meeting couples where the Mr is bi as well
- SINGLE GUYS: Again, please be aware that the Mr is bi-curious - we're fine meeting guys who are straight, but happy to meet bi guys as well. Any single guy we meet must be happy in a 3some situation. We've come across so many guys who brag about being big studs when the moment comes they can't perform due to being uncomfortable with another guy in the room!
- We'd prefer to meet people under the age of 50.
- There must be a physical attraction, we're not looking to jump into bed with just anyone. We also want to click with people, we have to get on socially with people. We're not looking to meet people and fuck within 5 minutes and then go away with out a word.
- Local people only please - by that we mean the North East region. Also not interested in guys visiting the area on business - always sounds a bit dodgy to us.
- COUPLES: Established couples only please- we're not interested in play-mates or fuck-buddies.
- SINGLE GUYS: When we mean single, we mean single, if your cheating on someone that's your life but we don't want to be a part of it.
- Before we meet people we insist on exchanging face pics and having a quick chat on the phone, girl to girl when it comes to couples. No exceptions to this.
- Again, we'd much prefer to meet for a drink in a public place first before having any fun. We're happy playing on the first meet, just as long as there's not loads of pressure - we have no time for pushy people. If you prefer to keep the first meet social, that's fine with us.
If you're still interested after reading all that, we'd love to hear from you. We try to reply to everyone even if it's to say no thanks - it's basic manners. However if we think you've not taken any notice of the details in our profile, we will not reply, and most likely block you.