Just a bit of fun...
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Hello,
We're S & G an early 40's, professional couple looking for single (that's UNMARRIED single, not 'playing away', 'looking for more', 'wife doesn't understand me', 'not getting enough at home' single !) black or white men aged approx. 30-45 for a bit of threesome fun. You'll preferably be not too far away from us too, 50 miles at most.
If this is what you're looking for too, then get in touch. We don't really want long, drawn-out mail exchanges. We're not bothered about the size of your cock or whether you're a heavy cummer/quick repeater/love giving prolonged oral etc. etc. etc. Personality is far more important. We also don't run a threesome training school, so a little experience is also necessary (ie. you're sure that you're able to maintain an erection with another man around !)
We are very discrete and would appreciate the same in return.
We are free some weekdays and every other weekend and can travel or accommodate, though we prefer to accommodate as S feels much more relaxed in our own home.
S (f) is bi, size 10-12, 34c, 5'6"
G (m) is bi curious, medium build, 6'
Bi guys are MORE than welcome ;-)
S prefers taller (over 5'9") men, nothing personal, just a preference :))
We look forward to hearing from you :)
Due to the number of responses, we'll only reply to your mail if we fancy taking things further, please don't be offended if we don't answer, it's nothing personal :) If, however, there is no pic attached to your reply or it's just a picture of your cock (we know what a cock looks like !), you have almost zero chance of a response, unless you have an eloquence that really appeals to us. We'd also prefer it if you didn't just cut and paste your profile info...we can read :)!!
One-liners definitely won't get a reply !!!
Oh, and shaven down below doesn't do it for S...trimmed is fine, just not the 'last turkey in the shop' look.
And finally...please write in English, leave the txt spk (sic) to the children !:)
Fussy pair of gits, aren't we but this ad gets longer every time we get a reply from someone that can't read ! :)
S definitely wants someone who can perform and who'll show up when they say they will !!
S & G
xx
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