Hi, we have ran Ads recently but although we get interest no one really seems to "get it" if you know what I mean. Dee is sub and gets off on humiliation, disrespect and rough handling. The thought of less attractive men using her has also been in her fantasies for years so here we go. If you are old, fat, ugly, boring, rude and perhaps even only bath once a week (or any of these) then here is your chance to get to grips with a hot MILF.
It will help if you are good at disrespect, verbal abuse and are only interested in your own needs. So how to access this gorgeous lady? Message us but not just a "yes plesse". A winning reply will give full details of what you are like with pictures and will also go into full detail of what you will do to her and how you will do it. As I said she is very sub so will almost certainly go along with anything you want. So good luck boys.
Hi looking for regular male to satisfy me.
Hubby may watch and film for our private use so you should be comfortable with that. You should be WE over 7 inch (blacks welcome), non pushy, reasonably good looking, not over weight, between 30-45 years old and be able to take charge and give a great time. I don't jump into bed with anyone so I would like to get to know you first perhaps a social meet or chat on cam to see if we click. If you think you fit the bill please get in touch - safe sex is a must. UPDATE: Please don't reply if you haven't any photos on your profile, and make sure its not just a general reply without any comments.
Welcome to our advert
Thank you for taking a look. We have now decided that we are looking for a genuine single spotless male to have fun with me while mr bits watches. We are still looking for couples as well. WE DO NOT ACCOM! so you must be able to do that. I do prefer shaved or trimmed men as hairy does nothing at all for me. We dont want any time wasters that come the usual stuff that thier wife knows that they meet people but she does not play. Please message us and as the title says, Impress us. Also you must be local.
We are a couple in our fifties looking for STRAIGHT SINGLE males for threesome fun hopefully on a regular basis with the right person.We only communicate on here so please don`t ask for any other address for sending messages/photos.We are looking for fun times nothing heavy.No time wasters please.
Update//IF YOU CANNOT [removed] are not prepared to show face photos please don't read on
We are looking for an Attrative medium build VWE min 7inch White single Male who can accommodate close to London bridge.We have had so many time wasters.so now WE WILL NOT reply to any one unless they have a photo of looks and what you have to offer on profile. or send them when replying to our advert.
IF YOU CANT ACCOMMODATE don't waste your time and ours
PS.Please do not send Friends Request.we HERE FOR ONE THING ONLY SEX
***PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE ADVERT*****DO NOT SEND FRIEND REQUESTS******
We are a horny couple who want to expand our play. I am looking for a strong, fit, good-looking man with a firm body aged between 21 and 34, with nice teeth and hair who is preferably over 7 inches in the vital area who will help me cuck my partner. I want him to see me stretch my mouth around your thick cock before you fuck me. WE WILL DELETE MAIL WITHOUT READING FROM OLDER AND SMALL BOYS, Do we have your interest? I require photographic proof of your cock, body and face I am a very attractive and classy 41year old brunette with shapely legs and an excellent figure. I am slim but possess curves in all the right places. We usually only meet people once (though will reconsider if there is major chemistry) and always play together.
****UPDATE**** WINKS ARE LAZY, TEDIOUS AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE DELETED*********
Hello we are a couple who like to have fun, we find mmf such a turn on.
We are looking for a guy who is single, straight and looking to have fun.
We enjoy the usual 3some fun, oral, kissing, play and full sex, hubby likes to watch and join in. Not into water sports but willing to experiment with most things.
Drop us an mail about yourself and what you like and we can take it from there.
Get in touch and let's have some fun. Timewasters please move on life is too short
I am an exhibitionist and my husband a voyeur.I enjoy sex with young men and need it a lot,often in risky locations.I am 5 ft 6",considered pretty,slim, with shoulder length blonde hairI keep myself neatly trimmed rather than shaved.We run our own business and travel within UK and Europe.For meetings I like to dress in a secretarial style,white blouse,dark business suit,black stockings,expensive white underwear.We have been on this site for some years and I am relaxed in such [removed] you are young I can put you at ease,if more experienced I am happy with most scenarios.My husband?he will be there but take no part.Once I am completely satisfied he may be allowed to pleasure himself whilst I and my lover ignore him.Its not a heavy cuckold scene,just the way things have evolved.I am looking for sex with clean young men,perhaps more than one if you have a friend.If you fall outside this age group I may be happy to meet and let you look at me as I masturbate in front of you whilst you do the same.Contact me and we can ,first,enjoy phone sex before we plan to meet.Thanks.
Hello and thanks for finding us on here, we have been looking for contacts on here for some time, it seems to be getting harder to meet people, we have an other ad but thought we would post this too , any cples or single guys fancy a social drink with us, no pressure to play just a friendly drink and some flirting give us a shout, we are based in Essex close to the m11/m25.if we all hit it off who knows ..........I believe our profile gives our ages and other details......... ,TO STOP THE ENDLESS REQUESTS< WE ONLY MEET UP FOR DRINKS FRIDAY OR SAT EVE
We are looking for a fit GOODLOOKING male within 35 or a workable sensible distance miles of us .That is not a TIMEWASTER and is discrete and reliable.
Between the ages of 30-50 who Is fit and attractive.
Must be able to be patient and know how to talk to a women and hold a conversation.
We would initial require a reply with a good face photo and info about yourself .Then we would need to talk on the phone and then arrange a meet.
Bird is a classy lady and is fit and very horny ,we will not waste our time with people who send winks or one liners.
We look forward to hearing from you guys.NO WINKS NO FRIEND REQUESTS
I would like to meet an educated articulate professional male This is a bad advert to answer if you want fast sex , pls pass this over if you do , and I don't see myself as a traditional swinger But if you fit the bill it would be good to hear from you , pls reply We have verifications on another site Nearly all the replies will be lewd , one liners , or copy and paste ( whats you favourite colour? that will sort you guys out) but if you fit the profile and write a sensible message you will get a sensible reply. No face pic is required at this stage but it will be if you get to the 2nd message stage, pls no winks and friend requests or chat invites , just prove you can string a couple of sentences and tell me why you think you fit the above profile, thanks for reading if you got this far. BTW we are not looking for 3 somes my hub is purely a voyeur perhaps a very mild cuck x
We will be In Swanage/ Studland from the 14th to the 16th of August we are seeking similar couples for flashing fun in pubs on the evenings and beach/dunes fun on Studland during the day. Male voyeurs are also welcome. On Friday and Saturday evening we will be in The White Swan and The Anchor, or possibly The Crows Nest.. Or any other pubs you may know of that are suitable for having a laugh in. Weather permitting we will be on Studland Saturday and Sunday day times
Thanks for taking a peek at our advert.
Jade, 37, 5'8" tall, size 8/10, 9 stone and loves to have an occasional bit of "extra" fun! Hubby encourages (and will generally be present or around) so all happy!
Looking for a VWE guy, who loves long legs and a confident, sexy, naughty woman.
Jade is smooth at present. However, if hairy is your thing let us know and we'll invite you to Jades private hairy pics gallery.
Looking for a fit, fun, VWE guy from age 20+ (or a couple)
Must be ultra fresh and clean (we are)
Good sense of humour
Straight (not interested in bi or gay guys thanks)
Safe sex a must
Black, white, brown - don't mind
Feel free to wink, or send message as we'll soon let you know if interested.
PS. If you don't have a profile, advert and pictures it is impossible for us (or anyone else) to know whether to be interested or not! So please don't bother contacting us if this is you!
Very genuine couple looking to meet very genuine single guys. To have full swing fun with horny wife. Sick of timewasters anf attached guys who think they can sod their partner about by posing to be single. Please note we will only meet guys who can accomodate at their place. We are not interested in Hotel meets so don,t even ask.
Only looking to meet guys who have very large or very thick cocks, or can cum heavily. Also must have no problem in being filmed for our own private use. Obviously before we can arrange to meet we will need to see a clear facial of you. Blind meets for us just waste everyones time.
If you fit in with the above and are still interested. Then we would love to hear from you.
Mature married couple near DORCHESTER shes 72 hes 69 looking for men between 30 and 60 for regular meets for in house or dogging sex
You must be clean shaven freshly showered and not overweight who are able to clean there teeth this includes doggers
We think hygiene is VERY important -- we do not want men who have been eating garlic and we DO NOT LIKE SMOKER'S
We do not accommodate over night ---- we travel local only to your place or a hotel ---- or for the right guy we can entertain at our cottage for a couple of hours we play EVENINGS only after about 7 30 ish --Your profile should filled in and a phone chat and a full length pic as well would be help-full we are not mind readers this can be e mailed to us We only do safe sex that's you providing the condoms WE TAKE PHOTOS for our own private use so if you are not happy WITH PICS BEING TAKEN DON'T CONTACT US --- also we are not looking for men who are passing by or who are just down for the day and want to pop in --- We do not do anal , rough sex , she will not swallow but can be wanked over -- she sucks cock and will kiss -- we don't do cam sex --cam chat--- phone sex -- hubby watches joins in and has her after and if you get this far add the word TEDDY to your reply we know you did read our profile thanks
Hi thanks for looking at our add, we are a straight couple both 100% straight. we are looking for a none pushy couple and straight single guys for fun ideally between 25-48 Always like to chat on cam or in the chat rooms/ first, travelling isn't a problem and ideally we would prefer to meet at hotels, if your interested drop us a line preferably with a face picture, Hope to chat soon. Mrs Gx
Were looking for a single male you must be able to accom as we cant due to teenager sarah likes to play with two cocks at once so no meanies lol you must email with a clear face pic or have a pic on profile
We are looking for men to join us for a gangbang . You must be tall and have a good body.You must also be easy going and respectful of everyone involved
We are looking to meet in a pub and then move to a hotel. you help pay for the room.
we are not looking for men who want a quicky and then leave.You must not be camera shy as photos will be taken for our use only. Lou is very greedy and would expect a lot of play.This is a genuine add we have done this before and it went great. safe sex Or possible bareback.
You must send photos of full body and face. NO PHOTOS NO CHANCE. DONT WASTE YOUR TIME AND OURS.
We are looking to meet Sat 22nd August in or around Doncaster. THATS Saturday 22nd AUGUST NO other date.
dont send winks if you can not be bothered to write something then we wont bother looking. Please don't ask us to meet you as a single male we are not interested and please please don't send friends request Lou wants a gangbang not a load of friends
Hi and thanks for dropping by.
We're interested full-swing fun only, prefer to hear from genuine guys only between 35 and 50, not into guys who are all talk, photo collectors, and think they are doing us a favour by meeting us. You must be VWE to get our attention.
Sorry, but we are occasional smokers although do our best to refrain when meeting couples who do not.
* Guys, PLEASE READ *
- Don't send us a Friend invite unless we have already chatted via mobiles or agreed beforehand;
- We only want to hear from reliable people who are 100% genuine and can send us recent photo's showing face where you are clothed, we do not want to waste each others time;
- Early chat via mobiles is a must for us;
Look forward to hearing from you, e-mails with recent photos will get earliest reply :-)