PLEASE read carefully before you reply..it may avoid disappointment!( especially if you don't hear from us).
We're Dave/Joyce, very highly sexed, happily married , good looking, ex-professional couple in early sixties, D/D free. Non smokers. Looking for very BI MAN( NOT bi-curious or straight)to join us for some NSA fun with view to friendship and especially regular meets. We are looking for that reliable,genuine man who will respect our boundaries, who is discrete, polite and respectful.
[removed] be fully bi and say so on your profile.( Please do NOT reply if you're not bi, not interested and we won't reply.
2. Safe sex only.
Don't do bareback so don't ask.
Don't do scenarios.
3. We are based in Lincolnshire and can travel but first we always meet initially for drink/chat in convenient pub, cafe etc
4. We do not do skyping, cam sex, dogging,scenarios , phone calls of any sort, etc , not interested. Face to face meets only.
5. No daytime/afternoon meets . Evenings only.
We can't promise to answer all replies so please, no time wasters. No reply means we're not interested. Sorry.
We DO NOT accommodate so don't ask; but will happily meet in a hotel (but not Travel lodges).
We don't respond to guys who say I'd like to join you tonight or I can travel to you tonight, or I'm in your area tonight etc etc.. !!! NOT interested so don't bother.
We like to see guys who are roughly between 35-55 years old, and must be clean shaven ( down below!)
You must provide FACE AND COCK pics ( this is an absolute MUST, NO PICS, NO REPLY)Its amazing how many guys out there just don't get it! We only decide to respond AFTER we've seen your face pics, that's the whole point of asking for face pics. If you're not prepared to send a face pic at least,(or if there isn't one on your profile), with your initial response then don't bother to respond at all. its called courtesy.
We enjoy taking pics, strictly for our use only so we don't want anyone who is camera shy.
Must be slim looking and fit! We don't like large men. Sorry.
We lead busy lives and so would require plenty of notice.
Happy to meet Saturday evenings (but not Sundays)
Joyce is blonde, very slim, size 12, large 34D breasts, clean shaven and very horny. Enjoys sucking and some fucking loves to see Dave suck cock and sometimes prefers to watch Dave in action with another guy but not taking part herself.
Does not like rough men.
Dave is very bi-sexual, clean shaven( below),small goatee beard,and very nice, average (6") size cock and also very horny. Loves oral both guys and ladies and to watch J fucking. But definitely not a cuckold! Not interested in men who are looking for this scenario.
If you think you fit the bill and are very reliable please contact us.
WE DO NOT respond to one liners or
" I'd like to know more," ( no point, everything is on our profile, what you see and read here is what you get!),or "check my profile", or winks(all these replies will be deleted); we would like a little more info than that and no text talk; that's just laziness!
Can't do instant meets so there's absolutely no point in asking if we can we meet tonight/tomorrow, "can I pop in?"( definitely NOT). We do have another life to lead after all!
This may seem to be going on but we get loads of messages as you can imagine, can't reply to them all and majority of them do not fulfill our requirements I'm afraid, especially as regards to not sending a face pic. If you can't be bothered then neither can we!!
One more thing the least we expect is a bit of courtesy, if you say you're reliable please make sure you live up to your promises!!