Next social is on Saturday 8th July. All welcome to attend. You can add your name by posting a message in the forum at this link https://www.swingingheaven.co....
NO whispers unless we know you. We meet at socials, that way if you don't show up cos granny had to go to hospital to have her teeth removed from her foo foo then our time is not wasted.
We are a odd couple. Between us we have a wooden leg, glass eye, 23 toes and one full set of teeth. We also live in a van so personal hygiene has been an issue for a number of years, luckily we both have no sense of smell or pride. If that is what you are attracted to then you need therapy.
Here to chat, keep in touch with old friends, make new ones. Not looking for a quick fix, bed hoping, cyber friends or ring a ride. We don't meet for sex, we meet friends.
Also if you or anyone of your clique pisses us off with your bitching, back stabbing, shit stirring, rumor spreading or idiotic behavior, you and they will be blocked. If you have blocked us then we will gladly return the complement by blocking you. So make your choice.
Thanks for taking the time to look at our profile, we joined the site to fulfil our fantasies and have had some fantastic meets with some sexy couples so we know what we like and know what we don't. When we joined the site we were originally looking for the elusive unicorn but it seems they don't exist...if by chance she does then please get in touch :)
We like to keep fit so are looking for couples who look after themselves. We prefer quality over quantity and like to chat a little first before arranging a meets. Due to work commitments we can't meet at the drop of a hat.
We're a professional couple and discretion is important to us, for the same reason we won't meet anyone too close to home.
So...If you like what you see/read send us a message.
Not looking for single males at the moment! And no smokers please.
Down to earth discreet couple who are fit, healthy and hold professional jobs. We have a fantastic sex life but like to push the boundaries and seek exceptional couples and singles to join us for fun. We like to get to know people via chat first so please make the effort if you're interested and want a response. We won't reply to messages without a picture... Sorry, but having been let down before we won't tolerate time wasters or those that ignore our requests.
Look forward to speaking to you hotties , K & J
Hi Guys and Gals, needed to go a little under cover re pictures and profile for a while.
We are still Fun! Beach story Part 1 just posted in stories, 17th Feb 17 hope you enjoy, Part 2 now also on.
Only the evening to finish now! a bit war and peace, but we did not want to miss any details out.
Been great going back to the bank!
2017 bucket list of sexy fun, now work in progress , On our profile soon !
Sensual Erotic Roll play definitely on the menu, Idea's welcome
Club and Party invites very welcome!! we promise to be bad!
Thank you Henri and Rachael, a great party on Friday, x
Madge and Rod xxx
Please no FRIENDS INVITES until we have had some kind of communication, Just to be clear Don't ask to be our friend until we have be in touch!! Ta xx
For all those unfortunate people who manage to chat to Baz in the chat room I apologise as he only uses two fingers to type .... but he is good with wheels, engines and anything else covered in oil, lube or anal butter lol!!
Hi ... we are a couple who enjoy being adventurous and not too serious about sex!! We are looking for a single guy or that elusive single bifem who we can have fun with preferably on a regular basis as we know the more you get to know someone then the more comfortable we are and the further the boundaries can be crossed and there is so much more fun to be had!!
We're very easy going, don't take life too seriously, not pushy, totally discreet and respect other people so expect the same. Although we have been on the scene for a while we are not hardened swingers due to being very fucking picky, other commitments and that this is not our life but an added extra when we get time. We do prefer to play with people who are not hardened swingers but we are open to offers though so what are you waiting for?? What's the worst that can happen ...... apart from meeting up with a perverted serial killer!! You think I jest .... they are out there.....
Kaz is curvy and very adventurous ... especially after a gin or three lol ... and has been told that she gives the best blowjobs.. loves a spit roast and dp and doesn't say no to almost anything after those gins lol
Baz is happy to join in the fun or to watch Kaz enjoying herself because if she's happy than he's happy .... arh bless him .. I do love him xx
Kaz is looking to experience more bi fun on her own, which Baz approves of ..... and she is looking to dip her toes into the world of bondage and possibly seeing if she can ever be submissive .... Baz doesn't think she can be because after 26 years of marriage she still never does as she's told but that is the challenge for 2017 .... so if you think you are up for it I await your instructions ....
WE ONLY PLAY AS A COUPLE ...... Kaz always gets caught if up to no good!
WINKS ARE AUTOMATICALLY REPLIED TO
NO PICTURE NO REPLY - not looking for cock shots - I want to see what your face looks like!!
FRIEND REQUESTS WILL BE DECLINED IF WE HAVE NOT ALREADY SPOKEN OR EMAILED
WE DON'T WHATSAPP, CAM, FACETIME OR SKYPE TO SEND PHOTOS UNLESS WE HAVE HAD CORRESPONDENCE ALREADY SO PLEASE DON'T ASK
***please don't send us a message if you are in the area for one night only - we like to get to know the people we play with***
Thanks for looking & hope you all find the fun you are looking for Kaz & Baz xx
Professional couples both in our forties we keep ourselves fit and enjoy safe sexy fun. We are very clean and discreet and expect the same from anyone we meet.
We're an easy-going, fun couple, quite new to this whole scene, - it's something we've talked about since we first met, and now 5 years on, we're married and living out the fantasy :)
We prefer to chat with people before taking anything further. - We feel its a good way to make sure everyone clicks and is happy, as we wouldn't want to land ourselves in a situation where anybody feels uncomfortable.
We go to Chams in Darlaston one or two times a month. I don't think we're ready yet to meet anybody outside of the club enviroment just yet.
As we're new, we naturally have a lot of boundaries (although a lot of the went out the window quite early once we met some really nice people at chams!) still, we'd like anybody we meet to be understanding of anything we wouldn't want to do in the same way we would be understanding and respectful of others as well.
We're not into full swinging, anal or watersports. - Can understand them fully, but they are just not for us.
We Love the Clubbing / Dance scene and we are always feeling really horny after a night out raving ;)
Anything else you would like to know, just ask !
Horny attractive mid 40s married couple in the midlands.
Professional intelligent good fun and dont take ourselves too seriously, looking for sexy ladies to join us in uninhibited girl on girl and threesum fun.
(just the thought of hubby doing you from behind whilst you are eating me gets me dripping)
She - very sexy, great legs and tits, short skirts , high heels, stockings etc, slightly sub , loves the feel of a womans tongue and fingers.
He - veers to the dominant , takes control, wicked mouth (in every sense)endowed and imaginative.
Nice couple, very genuine and naughty, travel or accomodate, no pressure , no prolonged email , girl to girl chat or cam at earliest opportunity.
Looking forward to hearing from dirty girls.
All correspondence answered.
I'm straight and 32, trying to break chains with past moralism. I'm sure there much more fun to have in life than what I had up to now. Looking for girls or couples. Always dreamt of a threesome, but never had the courage to ask. Also quite tickled by the idea of being used as a toy by a horny girl. First time here, so a bit frightened. If you're a couple, probably more watching and less interaction could be a good start, though not necessarily.
Confident, respectful and friendly in any other social aspect. Not really athletic, but definitely not fat. Never had complaints in that direction. Quite hairy and not shaved. Clean and not a time waster. Can accommodate, but don't have a car, so can only move by train and bike.
I'm a relaxed and friendly guy looking for threesome and gangbang fun with attractive and confident couples. Am told I'm athletic, attractive and a heavy cummer, but you can judge yourselves from the pics.
I'm easy with either MF whilst being watched, or full MFM with spitroasts and DP :-) . Whilst I'm happy to explore other fantasies you have, I'm not bi or curious, and don't like pain or w/s.
Ideally I'd like to meet people in the Midlands, but am happy to travel further for the right people. So get in touch and let's have some fun ;-). Happy to chat on phone or if you want to check me out.
Now part of couple but will still meet up but must take pics of any adventure to show partner on here
Im Ryan . . im 33 young slim and a very nice person x i work and have a good standard of living x im clean and super friendly down to earth person x im looking to meet quality kind nice people x im not super experienced but am wliing to try new things x
i live in Coventry and work in Bham and can meet anywhere in the midlands x I also work in london and can meet there too.
I share a flat with my housemate so accomodating can be tricky x
Love to hear from really genuine peopls
Hi I'm a single male from Coventry who would like to meet genuine females/Couples for one off or regular fun. My preference has previously been to meet milfs/ mature women. I am into petite and curvy women and I like women with a nice smile. I have met mainly couples and a few single women previously and have made some good friends. The best time to meet would be in the evenings or at weekends. I would like to find a woman or couple that would like to meet on a regular basis for fun. If you would like to know more feel free to message me.
Hi, am looking for meets and some good fun with women who have as high a veracious sexual appetite as me and are not afraid to push the boundaries, I can accommodate and can travel to, always up for adult fun both indoors or outdoors. I love sex, but dont we all! just want some fun. Get in touch to find out more about me,Im 44 with muscular build, short brown hair and brown eyes, I appreciate all shapes and sizes! 30-50 year old, I keep myself very fit and have a great sense of humour to boot, look forward to hearing from you.
Hi There Everyone. Im A Single Male of 67Yrs, I Havent Had A Relationship( or shag ), For 12 Yrs Now, And I Think Its Time To Start Enjoying Life Again. I Am Looking To " GIVE ORAL " At First, ( To The LADIES ), I AM A LONG " STAYER ", So MULTI ORGASMICS Are Most Welcome. I Am Interested In Partys, Orgies, Dogging ETC, In Fact Will Try ALMOST Anything ONCE.
SO PEOPLE, Any Invites To a " NOVICE " (Or Should That Be A Virgin ) lol, Would Be Most WelcomE And Appreciated. Just Wanting To Make Friends.
Just looking for a bit of safe fun.
We are gay men, so sorry panties and stockings don't do it for us.
If you are going to send us a message please send us more than a wink, tell us what you are looking for it'll save time in the long run!!
Also, we dont sit here together looking at emails, so if we are interested it may be a short while after you get "read" notification before we have both had a look at it. Some people have been a bit off, because we have not responded immediately.
Single/23/Coventry... What else could you possibly want to know :P ??
I travel a lot with my job and am always looking for some trouble to get into ;) I am a professional rock climber and spend most off my time at climbing walls teaching. When I'm not working - I play one of my many drum kits or relax with an awesome film or few :)
I'm pretty new to all this and am looking to get to know a fewcool people and see how quickly I can get into some mischief :P
stop and read!!! if you have time???
with all the cock pics to look at you might have to scroll on.
i would say i would like to meet people that can hold a conversation as well as being highly sexed.
i will try most things once and am willing to try twice if required lol.
i am new to this and cant be arsed with being,how do i say,chessey..
i am not desperate and like you, if you are still reading,would like to meet a person with personality!! and not just a pair of tits
Athletic VWE black male, seeks playmate, friends with benefits, fuck buddy for NSA fun. . I am a fan of all forms of the noble art,the more exotic the better, so only like minded kindred spirits need apply!. Willing to teach & learn, as you can never do to much research!Ideally looking for regular fun! Discretion assured & excellent hygiene essential! Not into email tennis, if you're interested apply within. Ladies you wont be disappointed! Happy Hunting
Hi, Im Paul, normal very clean, polite and experienced GENUINELY BI-GUY guy, I love meeting singles/couples for swinging fun.
I respect peoples limits and boundaries, Im educated and respectful-but fun!
I enjoy photography and video, voyeurism, participation not required.
Im not pushy, and dont claim to be a stud, but easy-going discreet company for anyone wanting a third person involved.
Hi I'm a 23 single male I'm an easy going guy, I am looking for some fun were anything goes. I'm looking to meet people in the day or at night if close to Coventry. Couples,females am up for anything to do with sex. Am 5'10 slim athletic build w/6pac,w/e and shaven. I have got pics/cam on request if your are interested Thanks for reading my profile. Good luck I hope you find what you are looking for!!
Welcome to our profile, we have been in the scene for about 3 years now and just getting back to having some fun after a short break. We are a happily married couple looking for fun with like minded people, F is more Bi than Bi curious so if you are interested send us mail. Especially if you are a BI Female. Kim and Spence xxxxx
Looking to meet someone who wants some sparkle, fun and excitement in there life without no ties. Love to meet for nights away or just quick meets anywhere that's give them a buzz for some fun.
Would love to meet singles or couples 2:-)
Get in touch, you'll be glad you did !
One Part Ricky Gervais, one part Seth Mcfarlane and a table spoon of Eddie Murphy
Last summer I was in Alsace, France and met some of the most amazing people of my life. All while putting on a terrible french accent. Invite me out, buy me a beer and I might tell you more...
I am 22 and on here for the first time however I do have previous experience on swinging,
I am intrested in meeting like minded people, no time wasting please,,
I am open to all forms of ideas,
I am looking ot get to know someone on a more regular basis
Hi all thanks for droping by, i'm a healthy 6'1 male from Coventry who is here to make friends, have some fun and get back to living my life agains after years of no fun. All i ask is that your honest with me. Hope to find friends who will help me smile again