NO SINGLE GUYS
We can easily find single men when we want to.
Just some boring stuff first, but please read if you intend to contact us. It may seem a bit negative, but if you fit the bill, you'll know that you should contact us.
Please note. If you are dropping us a message, please include face pics or invite to private album. We have a fair amount of contact from people with no pics or no face pics and if there is nothing to look at on your profile, we aren't interested badgering you further for pics. Time is precious and face pics will certainly get our attention. this may seem petty to you, but when we get a dozen messages a day, we just don't have time to be playing message tennis.
If you like us and want to see more and maybe hook up, you'll need to send some face pics. We aren't looking for glamour models, but equally we don't want the guy in the burger van!!!!
We are looking for people in the age range of 35-55
We are currently looking for a single bi-curious female or a couple with a bi-curious female.
Fun in a mid-way hotel. We've had a few meets and would like to try some more FFM, MFMF
Not into pain or watersports.
The Milf is beautiful with natural 36jj's. Usually shaven or trimmed. Him is 6'4",handsome, athletic (keeps fit) and has a nice size cock.
Happy with soft or full swap.
The milf is bi-curious and he is straight. The milf doesn't like cocks that are too large or indeed too small. She also prefers 30-40 range that are neither too skinny nor too fat. So athletic, toned or medium build, nobody too muscular, not into beefcakes.
We can't accommodate, but are willing to meet at a hotel. We have a couple of kids, so we can't do sessions throughout the night.
We are also into safe sex. No exceptions. We want to leave with happy memories and nothing else. LOL
CONVINCING......MATURE T-GIRL+++++++++++DRESSES TO PLEASE..............Thanks for looking at my profile......I'm Dani a mature T-GIRL, five feet nine tall, busty (see pics),shoulder length brown hair,
shaved pubes and body.I always dress to please . I enjoy lots of kissing and foreplay before being led into the bedroom.
(I don't always drop my knickers on a first date,although that is very rare LoL)
I live near Dartford,Kent.I am looking to chat/cam with mature couples /maybe mature males looking for a T-GIRL with a view to
maybe meeting ......I've had some great times with married couples.
++++YOU MUST BE ABLE TO ACCOMODATE++++
First things first: If you have a couples profile, you should be a couple! If you once were and have since split, you should have the decency to change your profile to single so that everyone knows where they stand from the start. There are so many single men doing this and it's deceiving and dishonest. Not a great start!
Another grumble whilst we're at it; please DO NOT send instant messages in the chat room if ur a single guy with 'nice pics' or 'you're really nearby' or similar inane comments. We are sorry but we dont meet single guys, thanks.
Last grumble (promise): Mrs Dart doesn't want to sound shallow, but if there are no cock shots on yr profile pics and we then decide to exchange face pics, could she please see a pic of your appendage as it is unfair to just assume she'd be happy on the night!She is used to a good sized cock with Mr Dart :0) Oh, and please ensure all pics are recent so that we can all be honest and fair. Thank you x x
Hi and thanx for taking the time to read this.
We enjoy full swap sex with couples similar to ourselves. We like to think we have good senses of humour and are chatty (those of you regulars in the chatroom will verify that one!).
We can accommodate with notice and will also travel a reasonable distance for a meet. We prefer quick phone call and then if all happpy, a soon meet.
We wont entertain those who have little or no text in their profiles - if you cannot be arsed to sell yourselves, you cannot be relied upon to show up for a meet. We're also not interested in profiles with no pics or 'contact member for pics'. What's that all about? You can have pics and still enjoy annonymity!
We meet couples and as a couple (although if that couple wants to bring extras, we're up for that!!). We insist on same room and the male has to be straight please. There's nothing remotely curious about Mr Dart, although he does sometimes ponder the chicken and the egg theory..
We are reliable and will always turn up if arranged to. If we have a last-minute change of heart (not happened yet) we will have the honesty to call and say so. That's what we're like - straight up (no pun intended).
Mr Dart has reinstalled M S N on his computer so be aware that when chatting, it will be with him. Mrs Dart chats in the chatroom. We mail, exchange private pics, phone and then if all happy, meet. We appreciate not everybody wants to take the evening that stage further, but we would ask if that is the case for you to say rather than everyone be unsure. Happily this is a rare occurrence for us :-) Suffice to say, if we've arranged to meet, it's likely you'll be coming back with us for a good seeing to!! NB: We only ever give out Mr Dart's phone number. Please dont ask for Mrs Dart's!!
Right, a little about us: We're not supermodels but consider ourselves reasonable for the mileage. We are friendly and relaxed with what we do and who we are. Mrs Dart tends to chat more in the chatroom (although doesnt like the new layout it has to be said!) and writes in reddish brown. She is not fond of people - especially single men - whispering as prefers to chat publically in the room. It's ok if she knows u tho, but dont exepct her to whisper back as it confuses her, bless her. Mr Dart writes in black and generally perves the cams.
We dont have any interest in being tied up and having pain inflicted, most certainly not into anything involving wee or poo, but we are quite fond of a little bottom smacking/hair pulling as directed. We are clean and discreet, friendly and good company. Mr Dart can expertly locate a G Spot, hence Mrs Dart's is very responsive.
We both like to kiss and caress. If kissing is a no-no, please do not contact us as we're not for you. It's all part of the build-up and we have to admit we are surprised that some people think kissing 'too intimate' when they're prepared to have sex!! Just our opinion...
If swinging is what this site is about for you, you are a male/female COUPLE of around the same age group, you live locally (ish) and want to meet, please contact us. xxx
Yes, I'm real! A genuine tall ginger guy that's honest with himself and others...(not some wussy boy that hides behind a fake profile)
A little bit about myself...Happy, healthy, smart, clean etc. Single, friendly, chilled, laided back, kind, passionate, loving and sensual. Oh... and very horny..
Want to try new things and have lots of fun? Yep me too...
Are you a women/couple that knows what you want and goes for it? Life's too short to have any hang-ups or be sexually repressed, why not just enjoy the relatively short time we have on this planet and have some fun together..
For me a fulfilling life is about having rewarding relationships with like-minded people, it's not just about sex but that is what life is all about, we're all sexual creatures with natural desires that need to be satisfied and sex is one of the most powerful connections that can be experienced between ourselves - so why not maximize our exposure to it?
I enjoy stimulating conversation with people that are open minded and ideally have a rational and coherent philosophy of life. I'm not looking for a LT relationship at the moment but would like to have some fun...I'm enjoying my life right now but would also like to share it with other fun people...
To summarize... I'd like to meet someone/people that are emotionally stable, have a sense of humour, not stuck up, don't have a superiority complex, and are not psycho...(no weirdos please) is that too much to ask?
So, if you're a fun woman/couple... send me an e-mail.
I do have some interests in explorering some fetish/kinky fun aswell if of interest to anyone?
Stop looking you found me,Outgoing, Optimistic, Daring, Confident, Creative Who am I? I go gym regular, like to think I am a warm, sociable, cuddly sort of person. I am trying out the single life for the first time for many years and am hoping to have a bit of fun. Not looking for lots of conquests but have needs, the same as everyone else.
Open to trying new things so don't be afraid to ask, but i may say no. I have a lot of living to do and lots to catch up on, want to have find out what life is all about. Hoping to make friends even if it is only online, If something else comes from an encounter that would be nice, but if it does not, well just leave me with nice memories.
Ask me anything, I will do my best to answer honestly, in return I ask you to do the same. I am a genuine person, I only deal with genuine, honest people, expect to give and receive in equal measure. Please don't lie to me.
My Ideal Person: My ideal person? someone with a warm smile and nice eyes. Personality is more important to me than looks but i do like honesty from people around me. Height not an issue, extra padding ok as i am not fussy, but anybody who smokes a lot could be a problem, prefer non-smokers but its not the end of the world if you enjoy the odd cig.
Hi I'm Chris looking for my first swinging experience with a couple and would also like to meet a female who I wants a partner for swinging events? I'm a clean well groomed fit 47 I'm funny outgoing confident and very sexual! I'm not the biggest in trouser dept so I'm honest!!! I'm very sensual passionate love the feel of a slim female body!!! I'm straight !!! I just want to experience more things hope you read and respond? I'm from welling kent and don't mind giving out my number? Chris. Xxx ok you have read this much! I just want a slim playmate!! I've got so much to give? So if your near welling slim fit and want to explore with me my mob is Chris!!! Xx
we are a married couple that have been on the scene for a few years, we are looking for a couple for same room fun,or single male (like to see face pics) Mrs is Bi but it is not a must. We are into most things except anal pain and watersports and can accomodate now and then but are willing to travel.
Mrs is a curvy size 16/18 so if a bigger girl is not your thing then we are not for you. Mr is a stocky build.
We would prefer to get to know you first via msn and then maybe a drink.
You can usually find us in the Kent chatroom on server one. (Mrs has her own profile Deal_or_no_deal)
Well endowed male - experienced in MMF and group fun! Love to give and receive and give lots of oral - Looking for regular safe fun!
I consider myself to be a friendly. honest bloke but cant be arsed with time wasters, prickteasers or people so far up there own arses they cant be bothered even chatting!
GSOH and easy to be around can hold a conversation about any topic.
I like the social side to swinging and have been around on the scene for about 2 years.
Look to meet fun couples and females between the ages 18 and 65, I am not looking for one off meets.
Hi, We are a happily married couple looking for a little extra fun. We are open minded and looking for another couple to join us. We are also looking for the right male or bi female....we would like to chat first to make sure there`s some chemistry there....so if you feel in the mood and like what you have seen then send us a message and we will see where it goes.... No time waister, pls dont wink us, take the time to tell us a little bit about yourself and what you are in to
Hi, i am a 59 married bi man. love to meet new people, have fun. I am very passive and love being fucked. I am into sucking, wanking, dressing up water sports dogging and lots more. Please contact me and ask me anything. I would love to meet a couple, he being a bi top as i am a bi bottom for fun times. I also like to be called Tina Marie, also like being a sissy baby. Thanks for reading this.
Fun loving,friendly, honest genuine male looking for a fun female or couple to have a little fun with.
Not looking for anything serious. Just easy-going people like myself who like to enjoy themselves.
Have been to a couple of parties and enjoyed them. Have also met individuals as well.
I'm 5'8, medium build with short brown hair and brown eyes. Not much body hair and trimmed and shaven below.
Allow me to introduce myself:
I am Geoff, a mature Assertive Bisexual male from Dartford, Kent, United Kingdom, 5' 3", slightly overweight, and single, grey hair, blue eyes.
I have my own house and I can accommodate, most weekdays/weekends are best and the occasional weekday night.
I am a strict assertive male type to boys and girls (RG'S), I am into whips. canes, electro stim, pegs, hot wax, bondage, spanking and more.
I am looking for submissive Bisexual/Gay TV’s/CD’s TS’s males and girls for all kinds of kinky fun and games. Aged 20 to about 75. I have a liking for the submissive maid type.
If you are a sissy or adult baby (male or female) - I can be your daddy: BUT I do not do nappies/diapers, all other apparel is OK.
Males and females can contact me regarding the parties at my place. I like to suck cock but I do not swallow, love to be rimmed and have my cock sucked.
As an Assertive male, I do NOT do blood, permanent damage, Kids and Animals. I also do not do any kind of hard Drugs, but poppers are okay.
After having made contact with various members of here and have chatted with them via the site, if we have not confirmed a meeting by 6 chats, then FORGET IT - I will NO LONGER play email ping pong.
If I have announced that I am having a party at my place: I will publish ALL information regarding the meet on here. That way there will be no need to play email ping pong with endless questions, this only triggers the thought that you are a timewaster.
After all, I have had the decency to organise the event AND it is up to me who I invite to my house and not the guests, I will not have anyone dictate to me who I should invite regarding age, orientation, cock size etc.
If the guest list is not to your liking, then there is no need for you to attend.
I do NOT chat to anyone with no photo on their profile - I have had the courtesy to show photo of me - please do the same - thanks
Thanks for reading my profile.
hi im looking for a couple or a single female for fun, im not fussy but would rather them to be under 40. im a builder i like to go gym to keep fit, i like football and all that shit. anyway i just want to meet people who like to fuck all the time like me! so if thats you message me and we'll go from there!!
46 year old bi guyloves to play with tv,coyuples or bi guys also enjoys cross dressing so can switch. Fully bi so love 3somes with couples or just male if partner eatches 5 11 medium build good shape
Hey i'm Joana 23 from London. I'm a short hair brunette (sometimes blonde) 170 cm 55 kg open for most kind of fun xxx :)