We are a professional couple who are discovering the delights of swinging. When we first joined FAB we stated that we would not be interested by single males, this is still the same. However, if the situation changes and (J) feels the urge then we will contact you.
We are very private and discrete, whose outlook on life is to live it, now that the children are getting some independence and do not require looking after too much.
This being the case, we will find it near impossible to accommodate but can travel within reason.
J, is very attractive with large assets, she is very bi curious and is looking to explore the ladies. Don't get me wrong, she will never turn the gentleman down, as long as he,s a gentleman and does live up to her specifications.
P, has put on a few pounds of late, this due to lack of time at the gym but will sort that soon. Not a super model but not ugly either of which goes for us both.
We love the excitement of the social side I.e food a drink and a good conversation with like minded people, after this some soft build up and then rampant fun for all.
Please, if you are an habitual picture collector then just look at the pictures as ( J ) has a knack of sorting the genuine from the non. So don,t bother trying to ask for friends invite.
That brings me to our favourite topic 'friends invites' we will only accept friend who we have had some dialog with and have some idea what they look like, as our face pictures are in the private section.We are not looking for super models but there must be some attraction.
A unique model, with one careful owner (me!)
1 x 6’2" Colour coded body shell, Caucasian.
1 x pair of big blue headlights (including blinkers)
1 x set of piccies with NO holding a 50ilbcarp or semi naked buff pics
UNDER THE HOOD:
1 x built in youth enhancement system ( no kids )
1 x Educated intelligent mind (upgraded)
1 x Easy listener with built in advice chip.
1 x Friendly and outgoing personality runs smoothly no blips.
Not for sale but will consider all reasonable proposals on agreement of the terms of lease.
Responds well to girl's who are confident,smart , flirtatious, caring .
All working parts on this model are original and in excellent working order.
Any inappropriate misuse will result in the lease being revoked and the model repossessed.
Unlike some lower end models, if you are looking to get him well oiled, then you should know this model will not work with inferior fuel or company.
SERVICE AND COSTS:
In order to have the best experience and opportunity with this class, You must be a girl who can invest your Time, Effort, Energy, Humour, Fun, and adventurous side.
Intersexual / Transgendered, now living in Kingston-upon-Hull
Looking for singles guys for fun and games aswell as being serious, I prefer you to travel to a location of my choice for some outdoor or in car fun.
I am easy going laid back and pretty adventurous, looking for single guys under 40 years old who dare to be different, contact me for more info, but please have some basic info on profile including a face picture of yourself so you can prove who you are.
If your profile says straight it will be twice as hard to convince me to meet you, chances are you just found out you cant get a shag with a women or you may be desperate but I am not.
If you have read this far and still want to get in touch fire away, if not I wish you well. Postmen in shorts especially welcome
Hi, we are looking for some cam fun and to see where that may go.....
Sorry guys and guys being women, we are after a couple!
Bi male looking for some fun in the Hull area, would love to be forced in the ass while giving oral to a guy or girl
blonde, 24, looking for men/women/couple for fun. adevnturous...will try anything once-more if i like it
Back on, just going to see what happens, usually like playing on cam, am a bit of a geek/nerd and prefer getting to know people and making friends
LETTUCE & SLUG
We prefer to smile and laugh rather than threaten to block or delete and we do apologise for starting with a negative but we’re not looking for single males and if we ever do, we’ll search you out … it’s just an ‘us’ thing we’re sure you understand the deal. We would be very grateful if you’d respect that, thanks.
We are a happily married couple who enjoy meeting other, similar minded couples. Preferably those that have few hang ups about sex and just enjoy fun time together.
We consider ourselves lucky as we have encountered very few time wasters and have met some truly great people since we have been involved in this wonderful lifestyle.
We prefer profile pics that leave a bit to the imagination and not those that would be more at home on Channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies!
We do enjoy having a social meet first to see if the chemistry is right and of course, you might not like us. So we like to get together preferably somewhere neutral, for a couple of drinks or a coffee or tea or whatever… That said, it doesn’t mean that we don’t play on our ‘first date’ so to speak, there are plenty of times when we’ve all ended up naked.
As this is a swinging site, we’ll assume that everyone here enjoys sex, so we don’t intend to witter on too much about it too much and we certainly don’t score points or measure performance. Having said that, we do both enjoy our bi sex and the company of genuine bi couples but we can as easily leave our bi side at home.
We are always focused on respecting the boundaries of others and hope that you would do the same for us, we also prefer our activities to be kept discreet too.
Lettuce & Slug are both very clean & shaven and we prefer shaven or well trimmed couples. We’ll try most things providing it doesn’t hurt (too much!) or offend others, however water sports and other similar things are not for us, sorry. In return we will fully respect your boundaries.
Same room, full or soft swap is the order of the day for us as we love to watch each other in action.
Most importantly to us, it’s all about everyone feeling comfortable, enjoying themselves and having a laugh. We’re not Posh & Becks and don’t seek Posh & Becks types but we do have our limits. It’s more about the person inside the body for us.
Sit back and enjoy our little gallery and don’t forget, we have an interesting private gallery which is slightly more revealing…
Visiting a club in August and really hoping to find a female sub to meet us there (we'll even make it a club near to you to make it easier).Not a yet so if you're interested then please message us first x
Not quite first timers any more :)After a visit to a swingers club last week we've decided that this is definitely something that we want to pursue further.
The club only gave us a taste of what the scene is like (it was pretty quiet), but we did get to play a little with others and we had a LOT of fun playing together in the rooms - especially the bondage swing with a full audience watching.
We are still learning and we still need to fully find our own boundaries, but we are very open minded and are looking forward to new experiences and fulfilling as many of our fantasies as possible.
My wife is pretty exclusively a sub, but would be willing to switch with the right people, she loves to be tied, gagged, blindfolded, and especially spanked. She REALLY wants to explore her bi side (and I really want to watch or join in lol), and would love to try strap on play and DP. She is intrigued by the idea of a mmf threesome or group sex, and I'm more than willing to let her live out these fantasies. She is VERY eager to please in bed!
I tend to be the dominant one sexually, but again might be willing to switch under the right circumstances. My biggest fantasy would be to see my wife wrestle another woman (competitively and sexually) followed by a threesome, but this is proving to be not an easy thing find! I absolutely love giving oral and my wife desperately wants to watch me do it for another woman.
We are both open to most types of fantasies though, and would be more than willing to indulge the tastes of other people if the chemistry is right.
We won't be rushing into any thing, but hopefully we can get to know you and then a meet up is pretty likely!
We would ideally like to me straight or bi-females, but are not closed to the idea of meeting couples too (like I said earlier, we're still learning about how far we want to go ourselves). We really have no interest in single men - sorry!
I'm a bit wary of including pics at the moment, but if the response to our profile is good then we will definitely become full paid members and add a few pics.
We only play together (no separate rooms) and will only take part in safe sex.
Thanks for reading
6ft 2" Straight Male looking for friends and possibly a meaningful relationship with a lady,or ladies, or couple who like to play and be admired.. I am inexperienced in swinging and just plucked up the courage after many years of fantasising.
Love and affection turns me on and it doesn't have to be towards me. One of my fantasies has been being inside a lady whilst she kisses and talks to her true love. I find the honesty of swinging and recognition of sexual/sensual needs to be refreshing and admirable.
The thought of watching someone I care for present herself for the pleasure of others sneaking a look at me as she does so is intoxicating and when she is satisfied and replete I would enjoy holding her and telling her how wonderful she is.
I want to play as well and would expect her support and pleasure when I am playing with other women.
I practice safe sex and prefer to use Female Condoms (Femidoms) since male condoms tend to be too tight and roll up. I live in a one bed flat and can accommodate if you are willing to sleep on the sofa or sleep with me in my King Size bed.
Long term Inter-racial couple,seeking a third playmate(female) to be part of a long term plan,we are first timers so would like to take things slowly and safely,I(Mrs W) am mixed,size 12,shaven 36DD,curvy,long legs,pert bum and have a beautiful shaved p---y(according to hubby) into lingerie,role play long socks,short skirts and love my toys,my partner Mr W is mixed European,olive skin, shaven but hairy legs,chest etc(not back) lol,I cant complain about his assets and has a tongue to die for,also likes some toys. What I am looking for is a playmate to tease and work me and MR W over,to enjoy again and again.Would contemplate couple with BI-FEM to play with as long as both our partners are there..Would maybe soft swap first,touching,feeling same room sex ,voyeurism ideally wife wants another lady but would consider more...We have pictures so would only expect them in return,public and private.
Please no more single men,men pretending to be couples or picture and friend gatherers...had our fill..
Loves and Kisses Mrs Wanting
I'm new to this scene apart from a few group sessions, I've decided to give it a go for a while because this scene has always appealed to me.
I'm a nice, genuine guy with a GSOH :) I'm not on here to waste time or anything along those lines, just to meet like-minded people, have some fun and if the the spark is there have some fun times.
P.s The reason I have not put any face pics on is for discretion. Please do ask if you like the sound of my profile or equally you can see me on cam. Ta
Hope to hear from you soon xx