Mrs Funtime loves dressing in something sexyy and we like meets other couples and singles for naughty nights.
We prefer to meet somewhere neutral and be socialble and move on from there.
We are happy to do a quick verification on cam or phone to arrange a meet. x
Free test drives are now being offered 1966 classic offering a firm but comfortable ride, more a grand tourer rather than a sports car . I am a 50 year old divorced guy. I have good bodywork for the year and I always start, (no aids required) first time. I do not need a sat nav to find the important places but understand the need to respect other drivers, and enjoy giving as well as receiving (right of way ).
The standard features: 6'1" and blue eyes.
Dealer options: all my teeth, educated and fully employed.
Additional options include conversational ability and a great sense of humor.
I spend a lot of time in the Midlands, Gloucester, London and both the North East and West for work so meets are easy.
Finally, sorry for all the puns but tried to do something different rather talking about the size of my cock.
Hiya I am a professional genuine guy from the East Midlands area and happy to travel for genuine contact (have my own car and Satnav) I have a good sense of humor and a down to earth guy. I love to keep fit and play alot of sport which also helps keeps up a healthy sex drive lol. Be good to hear from you.
We are an attractive couple who enjoy the finer thing's in life, looking for a similar couple or single female to enjoy some naughty fun together?
To ensure none of us are wasting our time please read the following BEFORE contacting us:
1: WE ARE HERE TO MEET. If you are only looking to chat, thank you but we are not the people for you.
2: WE ARE LOOKING FOR BI FEMALES ONLY. We are happy to meet bi-females in a relationship but we will only play with bi-females alone and we do not let their partners watch.
3: WE ARE NOT LOOKING FOR MALES. Be that single or in a relationship, even if it is with a bi-female.
4: WE ARE KINKY. If ropes, spanking, domination, submission, orgasm denial etc are all sick things that weirdo’s do then we are not the couple for you.
5: WE ONLY PLAY AS A COUPLE. Yes her pictures are wonderful and she is very sexy but she isn’t going to play on her own so don’t bother asking.
If you have skipped the above part or have decided to ignore it we will probably delete any message you send and block you.
If you have read all of the above and meet all the criteria then Hello
We are A (Straight Male, 6 foot tall and of medium build) and K (Bisexual Female, 5 foot 6 inches tall and a size 10), both heavily into kinky sex and looking for a bi (sexual or curious) woman to join us and help us to explore and enjoy some kinky fun. Both shaven (down there) and we always play safe. We are clean, very discreet and expect the same in return.
Kink wise he is 100% dominant, she is 95% sub but can be a bit ‘evil’ if given the chance, she has her own strap-on and loves to fuck women and to be fucked by women. We are looking for a bi-woman either already interested in BDSM from a submissive/switch role or is keen to learn more about the kinkier side of sex. We are regular fetish event attendees, when we get chance, and would be more than happy to introduce you to this other world.
We enjoy dominance and submissive role play, bondage, electrics (If unsure just ask), spanking, erotic torture and of course full on, hard, uncomplicated threeway sex.
We are happy to play with single women or those in a relationship, but we do not allow voyeurs, so your partner would not be welcome to join us when we play, even if they just wanted to sit and watch, sorry. Age wise we are happy to meet people within our own age range, so that would be 20’s to mid 40’s.
We welcome polite messages, manners cost nothing but can get you so much. Disrespectful, rude or impossible to read messages will do you no favours and probably get you blocked. We will reply to all messages, even with a no thank you, but please do bear with us as we cannot always reply immediately. Please do not send random friends requests as they will not be accepted.
We are only able to meet at the weekends due to family and work commitments but we are able to accommodate and we prefer our meetings to be a full evening not a 60 minute rush job lol. We prefer to have a social meet before meeting to play, to ensure we all click. For us this is about a meeting of minds as well as bodies, the styles of play we enjoy requires trust and this is something we like to ensure before any clothes are shed. We are happy to travel, within reasonable distances, so please don’t write us off due to location.
We do not have face pics on our profile due to job sensitivity but they will be sent in a message once we have ascertained we have things in common and a meet is desirable. If messaging us please be prepared to supply a face picture and to talk on the phone to confirm you are really female.
I seek women who enjoy (or who have neglected desires for) Anal, Full sex, role play, blindfolds, SM, Bondage, spanking and are VERY sub with a body AND mind made for SIN....
I am so not into vanilla sex.....but not into PAIN either...everything up to and including pleasure...nothing more.
I know where the lines are and should be x
I enjoy a woman who wants a NSA uncomplicated SM relationship where she is prepared to give herself totally to a DOM and genuinely knows what that means....and the pleasure it will bring her x
A woman who knows a man eats with his eyes first....and can expect her body to be ravished in a prolonged fashion as a result of her efforts...to entice and please the eye...
I'm sure you would welcome my strong arms around you as I explore you with my rough hands, probing fingers, mouth and MUCH MORE and everywhere.....
Alternating hard and gentle pleasure.
Being DOM isn't about just sating my own needs- I want to please you in every way - deepest private fantasies....
All you desire without having to ask xx
Is that what you want?
Get in touch and never be bored with the mundane and predictable again....let the excitement and wetness build in anticipation of each meeting...
Distance is no issue....being genuine is...long term preferable given need for trust and DISCRETION GUARANTEED AND EXPECTED.
Hi there fellow Swingers! We are an extremely happy, horny,couple who live, love and laugh together and we love to meet like minded singles or couples for mutual fun times and pleasure. We love full swap scenarios with couples(not into soft play) and 3 way fun with singles, no holds barred but respectful of all boundaries set. We do have a few simple rules :
1. We do not play with anyone in a relationship if their partner is not in the know!
2. We only play as a couple - never alone!
3. We ask single guys to accom at least until we have got to know them or met them a few times - this confirms rule no 1.!!! ( We have no problems inviting mf couples to us)
4. All boundaries are to be respected and SAFE SEX A MUST.
5. Please do not contact us if you are under 25 - we have children that age!!
6 Deb will play on her own odd time with a cuckold scenario.
We would love to hear from fun loving, sexy, intelligent, discreet people who may be interested in joining us on our journey of exploration - Bi- Curious females and males most welcome but not essential.Do prefer relatively local meets as work committments can make travel difficult.
If you're looking for open minded, hot fun with a couple such as ourselves please tell us about youselves - and how you feel you may meet our needs - and we yours!
Hope to hear from lots of potential candidates soon...
Deb and Tony xx
The Fun Guy, out to enjoy life before the fat lady sings.
Hi, as Joey says in friends." how you doing" I'm Rick, an easy going guy: Life gets too boring, so I recon a few encounters with friends might just liven things up. Either that or go back to reading my weekly train gazettes (only joking, can't stand trains). Just looking to meet fun loving people who want to explore together. They must have a sense of humour and be a general laff. That is more important than size/looks/age. I look like a tanned Phil Mitchell, multiple heritage with a shave head. LOL Whatever I lack I sure make up in other areas, especially oral and my hands. My best attribute is my personality. I am a real easy person to get on with. Absolute confidentiality given/expected I love role-play and will adapt to the situation. I like being a bit dominant, enjoy giving. I am just a general game for a laff. Oops hush keep it quiet, but I am a swinging virgins. Let’s be new, explore the world and leave our impression (or just a damp mark, wat eva.lol). Any gang bang or group movie really turns me on. As I have never swung before, I don't know what I enjoy, but hey so give us a hand trying. I recon group/1 to 1, couples/threesomes sound good and I enjoy a drink and just getting to know people. I love chatting online; I enjoy movies, more alcohol. Need a friend to show me the ropes.
hi,we are a professional couple, both of us have fuller figures(ash is size 16-18) and not models and are not new to swinging and we are still a bit shy but we know what we want and are easy to get along with and we have a good sense of humour. we are honest and straight to the point from the start and would like you to do the same and privacy is also of utmost important to us.
we play as a couple and only as a couple and enjoy full swap and same room fun only.
we prefer to have a long term friendship but are also open to nsa fun.
we are both clean shaven below and hygenic and are not into water sports, anal and pain beyond enjoyment and we always play safe.
we respect your decisions at all times and would appreciate the same in return no matter what it may be.
single males we know where to find you when we require your services.
please do not wink or send a message message , we will not reply.
PLEASE NO TIME WAISTERs, had enough of those!!!
we will reply to all messages, if we do send messages of interest can you please reply as that is only good manners even just to say "no thanks" or just "no".
thanks for reading our profile and if you like what you read and see please get in touch.
Hi there and I hope you are interested in my photos.
I love cross dressing as a woman with red lipstick and wig. Most important are the frilly feminine undies and clothes, including stockings and heels.
I want to meet someone the same i.e. loves the look and feel of being in lingerie, and is also happy to fondle, and willing to go for o and a levels if we get it on OK (safe sex for penetration please). You must be clean and smell good. I will be discrete and expect the same in return.
My fantasy is a threesome of like minded girls. I will be on my knees with two girls, with that bit extra up their skirts, sat on a settee together. I lift their skirts and suck and play with both. Then I want to suck off and swallow both of them. I fantasise about cum from the from my first performance running down around a lovely big cock which then comes in my mouth as well. Afterwards I expect a good reward with one of the girls sucking my sensitive nipples and the other sucking and swallowing me.
No hairy men wearing the wife's big knickers thanks, I am sure you have fun but it is not for me.
So if you are mature and feel sexy in silk and stockings get in touch.
Hi, I'm a 31 year old horny velvety TV slut! :)
Not too experienced at this kind of thing.
Want to be treated like a whore and used and abused by a big hunky man! Nothing too rough though, you still have to be nice to me! Also like receiving presents :)
I am looking for tall muscular men without too much body hair, not too fussy though so don't be put off :) Want to feel you throbbing deep inside me filling me up with your thick hot cum!
I love to dress in velvet (no suprise there!) heels, stockings and all the trappings, also have a little pvc if that's your thing, am happy to please you in any way that I can so let me know what you like :) I am also smooth all over!
Ok if you just want a one off but also open to regular meets, but safe sex only until I really know you, and can be sure of not receiving any nasty extras!
I am able to accommodate.
If you think you might fit the bill send me a message (go on you know you want to!) something personal, not just a wink!
Will also need to see a picture with your face showing (how else will I know if I fancy you?) But doesn't mean I don't want to see your cock as well :)
Hope to see you soon,
We have a very fulfilling and adventurous sex life, both with each other and with other people. We play together and alone, so if you are a female interested in either or both of us, please get in touch. We also have an attractive black male friend who can join us, so if you’d like to have 2 guys, or make it up to a 4some we can do that.
Our children mean we can’t often accommodate, but we can travel and arrange hotels. We are also members of a few swinging clubs, so that’s always an option.
We’re not going to claim we‘re models with massive sexual organs – but we are experienced, adventurous, and very open minded. We’re confident if we met up that you’d have a fantastic sexual experience and you’d want to come back for more.
If you are a single female and would like to meet us for a very special relationship, please get in touch. No single males please (sorry we already have them if we need them). Please don’t get in touch if you just want to write dirty e-mails to us – no offense but we’re into action rather than just talking.
Look forward to hearing from you soon
Love John and Carol
"NO SINGLE MALES PLEASE NO SINGLE MALES
Hi we are a very happily married couple from Nottingham. Tracy is 44 years old and 5'2" long blonde hair slim and very bisexual
Trev is 46 years old and 5'11" athletic build Male 100% Straight.
we are looking for straight females, Bi Females or Bi Curious Females ONLY.(no males please) to help and also have some fun with.
I would love my Partner to be present and participate as an active threesome as im sure it would be very sexy and so much fun.
i hope there is a female out there that can help us. hubby is also interested/permitted in having a playmate preferably local for some regular fun, hubby is available early evening if female is local.
we would love to hear from you if you can, and we look forward to getting to know you a little better before meeting, we can only meet at weekends due to work commitments and are willing to travel a reasonable distance only.
thank you for taking the time to read our profile and we hope to hear from sincere females very soon xx
Hi all we are back after several months away and looking to play with other couples or with a single fem for MFF. We are a bareback couple so only looking to play with others who are happy to play the same way.
Fun loving couple looking for fun with other couples. We may have an MMF soon but when we do we will look for single men so please only contact us if you are a couple or a fem who likes to play with M and F.
Update we may meet alone but only we the meet is with a couple i.e MMF and FFM. If this does happen the non meeting 1 of us will have made the other aware. Fem does not want to meet single men on there own, the only way that may happen is if male is part of a couple we have already had fun with, and all parties are in agreement. JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT MEANS NO SINGLE MEN, WE WILL FIND YOU IF WE WANT YOU.
Describing who I am is always a challenge... I change day to day! I'm outgoing, friendly, observant and open. I love talking to people however can be a little reluctant and shy. It always varies by mood.
I love to play and touch, I am very tactile once I'm comfortable with someone I swear I was a cat in a former life :-) I describe myself as having no gender bias, meaning people are people to me I don't see what someones sex has to do with who they are as a person I can equally appreciate both the masculine and feminine forms and have my favourite bits of both. I'm very open minded and love to give and receive lots of attention... want to know more, then ask I'm pretty open about answering.
It appears that I really need to add a few things, I'm not looking for single male playmates, thanks for the interest and hugs, but it's not what I'm after. Also I am a curvy BBW, bout a UK 24... figure that's only fair to tell as I don't have pictures up yet!
Hi thank you for looking at our profile.
We are a married couple with an infinite curiosity. We love meeting enthusiastic couples for hot encounters (no single male, thank you). We are both very tactile and love to explore new sensations.
We have experience with other couples and single females. We are easy going and sure to make you at ease.We both boast an exotic mediterranean look. Bright Girl is a petite size 8 with an hourglass figure, sinous curves, and piercing eyes. She likes a giggle or two and enjoys all aspects of sex. Bad Thought is medium built with large shoulders and thick asset. He likes to tease and learn new tricks. Soft hands and a well trimmed stubble-gotee ensures that tingling sensations on your skin ;)
We are not interested in meeting single men or in ping-pongs with timewasters.
At the moment, we prefer to visit and are happy to travel.We are not into submission/domination, but we are happy to try everything else.
Single guy looking for LADIES or OLDER LADIES looking for a lover... No string attached, really friendly and i can make your legs shake and make you get crazy... Anyone can look at others eyes, but lovers can see into each others' souls through the eyes.
SEX is the special feeling that brightens all our days, and the secret of its meaning is found in simple ways. SEX is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.
I see sacred sex not about "maximalization" but about complementation. Fitting together with someone is an amazing experience, and fitting complementary parts of oneself together likewise. Bringing such things together is truly sacred. Masculine and feminine, logic and intuition, spirit and matter Ã³ these are all complementary things that create enormous beauty when harmonized.
I'll be your slave.. You can ask me what ever you want me to do for you :)
Not too sure just what to tell - but always happy to answer questions ...
New to this site if not to the scene - know where to look if I want a guy - in case you were wondering I don't. Experience suggests that that last statement will fall on deaf ears so will not labour the point. Ironically those guys who actually read what people have to say are precisely the kind that are more likely to be successful - but no, that was not an invitation guys merely an observation
Interested in hooking up with nice people - a lovely friend of mine said you people here at SH were lovely and that I should take a look - hoping not to be disappointed xx Like chat with other fems and occasional couples. Not a serial shagabouter but do enjoy occasional meets with right people - again ff or occasional ffm.
Will try to update when I get a chance but hope the above gives a flavour of me xxx
Attractive, educated and professional married couple who enjoy the nice things in life but are down to earth, sociable and in need of some occasional naughty fun.
Her size10-12 34c
Him slim 30 waist
We have tried MFM a few times which we loved and we now want to explore some shared fun with a like minded couple. We are happy with soft or full swing but prefer full swing.
We are open minded, discrete, reliable and totally genuine.
100% clean, he is snipped.
Sociable and friendly people
Open minded and not judgemental
Looking for genuine newbie or mildly experienced couples who are seeking relaxed, stress free social meets with a little extra!
Not interested in time wasters, we had had enough of those to last a lifetime.
Happy to share more information and pictures
Get in touch genuine couples we are keen to explore with you.Him and Her
***WE'RE TRYING THIS OUT BEFORE WE UPGRADE SO IF YOU'D LIKE TO CHAT PLEASE SEND US A MESSAGE SO WE CAN REPLY***
We are a young, hot couple (and clearly very modest) new to the city looking to have fun with a hot lady. Clean and discreet. We can accomadate. We get hit on when out quite a lot (might be the accents) and are ready to take the next step. We are funny and smart. We are very loving and excited about the prospect of something naughty. We can chat in advance and swap pics. It's up to you how quickly it might progress. We're sure other couples have had trouble finding the right lady so if you are a couple who has had success and would like to give us some tips that would be really really sound of you.
We're new to the city as I said so no need to worry if you might know us. Ha! Anyway, have a great day. Hopefully hear from some of you soon.
Well spoken, good looking (as I have been told) and kind. To be frank I'm no Joey Essex and never will be, so if i'm not your cup of tea well, that's my bad luck haha I am current in Maidstone Kent, but might be moving to Oxford, Nottingham or Lincoln next year for Uni. I honestly don't just message people saying "WANNA FUCK??", i do take the time,to write to people and am disappointed when I get no reply. I'm not on here just to meet people and send them pictures of my dick (not uploading any pictures of my dick anyway unless people ask). I wanna chat to people and get to know them. Please, if you do not like the look or sound of me, just say, 'no thank you'. Manners cost nothing as I was taught. Anyway, thanks and I hope to see/meet you x P.S NO GUYS, SORRY I'M NOT GAY OR BI, will only add you if you're LAD
im married with family perfectly straight acting nobody knows about my crossdressing activites,im a real closet queen and love dressing up mainly by myself as its difficult to make contact with similar types and accomodation is always a problem,im not promiscuous, have had a couple of pleasant meets but im always careful and only practise safe sex,you can do anything with me that you can with a woman ive got nice legs,tits,nipples a tite ole plus the bonus of a big cock and balls to play with-try it you just might like it ! can play it sraight if you like ,happy to have a fun naked romp whatever as long as its safe and not painful although dont mind a bit of spanking !
CANNOT accomodate,can travel reasonable distance to your home,not into hotel,car or outside quickies
WE ARE OWNED BY EACH OTHER SO WILL NOT MEET
LIS PREFERS BLACK MEN
Looking to meet other couples and single men and single women.......we are both very fussy and will not just choose you because you replied.
We both practice safe sex and there will be no exceptions.
We are both already part of the scene and have visited clubs and enjoy the freedom and atmosphere.
I (Lis) would like to explore my Bi side as I find women very attractive.
I would also like to experience more than 2 men with my partner being involved and in control.
We are both very confident people and have a very good sense of humour...we are relaxed and fun loving.
If you would like to know more or have any questions drop us a line.
Weekend meets only.
thankyou for reading our profile,we are a very horny couple we are glyn and and michelle as you see in the photos. she is sexy slim wants to try another girl.we are both shaven,shell loves 2 cocks at once. we want fun and friendship and long lasting.into most things shell likes dressing up,toys,filming,photos and more fun the better but not into pain of.any sort.check our profile and see what you think plz dont send a wink as they will be ignored. send a face pic for a reply..and any other, hornier the better.we are looking for
localish couples.shell loves to dress sexy with no knickers and bra on and a short skirt.. we have a webcam to prove we are genuine so get in touch to find out more..
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Hi Im Stew a married man from Notts Im 50 and 6' tall med build with 8" cock and open to all ideas!. Im are looking to meet new friends couples or singles for uncomplicated fun and sex. I can supply pics if you want to exhanges photos. I love all forms of sex and I want to explore my limits, I dont know where they are yet!!and Im are willing to try anything once or twice , just to make sure I like it. I have had a vasectomy and am very clean and discreate and all I ask is the same in return. Give us me call or e-Mail on Stew_es@yahoo.com or phone me 07772128563 We'll be looking forward to talking to you and arranging to meet for some fun. XXXXXXX Stewart
We are young, hot, happily married, adventurous, professional couple.
We have fantasied about having a 3some with a black man for many years and we are taking the first steps in making that happen. We are interested in black guys only, that are BIG. We aren't in cuckold, just simply a 3 some.
Thanks D & A
Please note: We log on whilst working at in the evening, so we don't have time to reply to people that are white or don't match what we are looking for. If you do fit our ideal person, we WILL reply to you! Thanks A. x
Our Ideal Person: Black, aged 30-45, athletic, well built, at least 6ft, above 9inches
We aren't interested in white, Indian and couples
Hello and thanks for looking us up. We've been on these sites for about a year and up until now only come across time wasters!
We're a couple looking for like minded couples to enjoy same room fun and swap if the mood takes us. We would also like to meet single males if you are prepared to meet without too much fuss and constant messaging/emailing.
We have family commitments at weekends so we can only meet on week day evenings. For discretion (for you and us) we prefer to meet at hotels.
We're quite easy to get a long with so why not drop us a line. Please only do so however if you are prepared to swap recent photos early on.
Happy Days :-)