a young couple looking for sexy chat and hopefully sum fun n games

Warrington, WA1

Thank you for looking at the advert. I'm from the Cheshire area and I'm looking for someone fun to pass the days away, im tired of long boring days doing nothing. I'm not after anything full on or permanent just someone who is fun. Discretion and cleanliness is essential. I can travel or accommodate.

Warrington, Cheshire, WA1
str8 guys wanted for anne`s pleasure -
we are a couple who like to meet ocasionally with str8 guys.we have no problems with age or race but there must be an attraction there for anne to consider meeting.at the moment we dont accomodate till we really know you,so guys must have somewhere to meet or we do use clubs in manchester area. we dont do messenger(why can anyone be bothered?). we dont do bi guys who can be str8 for the night. we dont travel more than 20 miles. we dont usually meet weekends,they`re for vanilla socialising. we do want someone as local as poss.for meets,maybe at short notice, as we work daft hours. we do want easy conversation and good fun.hope to hear from you guys soon.
Cheshire, WA1
NW Convincing TV -
What does a girl have to do to find a genuine fella for a full physical LTR relationship? Pretty, completely convincing TV, professional and educated, smart dresser, single with no ties seeks tall, clean-shaven, handsome, refined, smartly dressed UK/Irish male partner for boy/girl relationship. Sorry wee fellas but shortish chaps just don't do it for me and I want someone I can literally look up to in my heels if we're out and about. I'm middle-aged, 5'5" tall (without heels), dark hair, medium build with allegedly nice eyes. Just adore shirtwaister dresses, pleated skirt, 80s pussy bow louses, M&S blazers and of source black patent court heels. I own an enormous amount of smart office attire (I must have more shoes than Imelda Marcos) and adore the smart office girl look. Being a girl of the 80s it's great to see feminine clothing make a welcome return and banish the god-awful black trouser suits to the dustbin of history. I dream of being a real office girl or PA to a successful business man and am financially secure enough to be able to leave my current profession so what's keeping you from asking, captains of industry!? I will try to respond to all polite and serious inquiries even if to say I don't believe we're compatible. If therefore I contact you would appreciate a similar courtesy if only to say 'No Thanks'. After all it only takes seconds and I won't bother you further. But treat me like a princess and I'll treat you like a king and you'll wonder what you've been missing all these years. I’m seeking serious, sensible encounters involving wining and dining leading to cosy weekends away, foreign trips and a full long-term and physical relationship. I believe you can deduce a huge amount from a member's profile so if you can't even be bothered to use the in-built spelling checker and ensure a basic standard of grammar it tells me a lot about you and how serious you are about trying to impress myself or another member. And if responding please show me the courtesy of telling me a bit about yourself, location, personal circumstances, what you're seeking and be prepared to subsequently provide a photo if one isn't already on file. After all, I have!
Warrington, Cheshire
atractive couple seeking similar -
HI playmates. we are a genuine couple with a very healthy sex life.We have been on the scene for about 4 years and have met some wonderfull people along the way.We find that having a sense of humour is esential and just adds to the fun LOL we do love the social side to this as much as the sexy times,we have been to clubs and private parties (so invite us please lol) DD is well past the bi-curious stage and loves to give and receive to both m/f NN is straight(back door firmly bolted ,and alarmed LOL) he has a wicked sense of humour and if you have any nickers on he will laugh them off you hehe...we are looking for similar couples or that elusive single bi fem...(we know you are out there) NO SINGLE MALES OR TIME WASTERS OR PIC COLECTORS YOU WILL NOT GET A REPLY SOZ ! so if you are genuine and would like to get to know us ...get in touch to touch LOL have fun guys..xx sorry this is short ..hey guys would you rather read a book or have a fuck LOL
Cheshire, WA1

looking for couples and males to meet soon xxx

We are a young cpl from Warrrington been together for 6 years, Kay is a full time student and Tom works in I.T. We enjoy meeting new people, are easy going and not pushy and we expect the same. We like to meet for drinks go out for meals ect basically just having a good time.

We have some experiance of swinging (have been on the scene for a cpl of years)

we have also been to a few swinging clubs and found them lots of fun. we are more into the girl on girl and soft swapping BUT maybe happy to full swap with the right couple once we have got to know eachother.

Definatly not into pain and any watersports stuff

We can accomodate but are also happy to travel anywhere in the country for the right people.

mail us if we sound like your kinda thing if not, happy hunting

Kay and Tom xxx

Cheshire, WA1
Morfa Dyffryn on sunday -
We will be at Morfa Dyffryn on sunday after dinner, for nude bathing and chatting, unlikely to go any further but you never know, Mrs doesn't know about this ad as I like her genuinely getting chatted up as does she, so must be genuine, not I saw you on show!! She likes good looking men 35 - 45, polite, clean, funny, if you are cocky or pushy you got no chance
Warrington, Cheshire, WA1

Hi just another married bi male looking to meet with bi male, cd/tv and bi cpls.

Message me if you like what you see and are interested. Prefer to meet within the Warrington area if you can accomodate all the better if not I can accomodate. I sometimes like to xdress and I prefer to relax have a coffee and chat perhaps watch some porn get horny and naked and have some fun.

Will always turn up for meet if arranged unless I have a crisis lol. Genuine and respectful of the wishes and limits of all. Happy to go at your pace if meeting with a cpl, no pressure on female unless invited lol just here to have fun and to ensure that you do to.

Warrington, Cheshire, WA1

We're a clean, smart professional couple looking to meet like minded couples for same room NSA fun in the North and Midlands. We love smart, sophisticed, sexy parties. We're open minded about most things but we don't do pain. We ARE NOT looking for single men but if that changes we will find you. Exchanging face photos and a female to female phone conversation are essential before arranging to meet. We prefer to meet socially before arranging to meet for sexy fun.

We don't do chat rooms or webcams. Sorry but we prefer the real thing.

If you like our profile and would like to meet, send us a message. We always reply promptly.

Warrington, Cheshire, WA1
Bi Male Looking for fun in or nr Warrington -
Bi Male , mid/late 30's , looking to come round to your place for a mm or mmf session, love getting my cock sucked and ass played with - also like wanking and possibly sucking on a nice cock too as well Prefer older if I am honest , looks are unimportant to me BUT you must be clean - hygiene is very important to me , oh and HORNY that's a must too !! If I say I will be there , I will turn up ;) No timewasters please. Cannot accom ,but can travel locally and totally discreet.
Cheshire, WA1

I have been on here for donkey's years but not had an ad for the last 5 or so. I am on the prowl for singles, couples or groups who will enjoy using a total slut. I love to suck and swallow and love nothing more than a hard and deep f***ing. I do love married guys especially, whether your wife knows or not. I am unable to accommodate but more than happy to travel, distance no object for the right offer!!!

Cheshire, WA1

Sex with strangers, dogging, threesomes and groups but only if I am the only woman and all the guys are straight.

Single guys welcome.

Hubby loves seeing me with other men.

He is not at all BI!

We can only meet at weekends (day or night).

Will NOT meet men without hubby!

I am a greedy BBW if size is am issue, please do not contact us

Into most things except humiliation, pain and water sports

Not Set
Young but not new -
Hi thanks for viewing our profile, we have been on here before, and are back again as a couple.. we can accommodate any night of the week... We are looking for ladies and couples too come and join us.. We have twin girls who are 13months old so we can't get a babysitter who will handle them! For this reason we can only accomodate.... We will meet any couple or lady who is willing to message us and chat back...
Warrington, Cheshire, WA1
Looking for Girl on Girl fun -
We are looking for a sexy Woman to play with... Girl on Girl is fine, Male not bothered if he gets no action... really looking for a nice Bi female who would likes to play... Female very Attractive.. page 3 type. Sexy Body.. GG bust.. If your a Bi Girl and like big Tits, lots of Kissing and stucking.. if you want action contact us. No Timewasters.. Send photos... , no Photo No reply NO SINGLE MALES OR COUPLES
Warrington, Cheshire, WA1

We are into most things other than pain water sports and humiliation. We enjoy taking pics and video. We are into public dressing to please and flashing. We are happy to meet for any level of involvement your limits always respected. Absolute discretion assured. We are particularly interested in couples/ladies to go public flashing with. We are happy with any age. Regret we cannot accommodate.

Warrington, Cheshire, WA1
Cheshire guy can travel this week -
Clean, discrete, attached guy but free to meet most nights this week and free all day Tuesday. Mature, slim, safe, adventurous. Able to hold a conversation as well as anything else. Varied experience and interests. Keen to meet imaginative people, so why not message me. If you are also attached be assured of my discretion too.
Warrington, Cheshire, WA1

We are a couple who are currently having an affair with each other and are looking for a couple or Bi lady who would be interested in having some fun together. We are both very adventurous and enjoy trying new things. We are new to the swingers scene and want to try a new experience.

Please feel free to message me for any other information.

Warrington, Cheshire, WA1

I adore 3sums and cuckholding xx

I'm 6 ft ,blue eyes, medium build.,tall

Im a friendly guy , clean and 100% reliable

I like to dress smart and smell good 4 a lady,im discreet and very well mannered,I love the buzz of meeting couples and ladies and trying their fantasies and new positions

thanx for looking,hope to see u soon xx Tony

Warrington, Cheshire
seeking kinky fun... -
hi, Im a nice, goodlooking lad, who would like to try some fun with open-minded kinky people. Im bi, so bi coulple are more than welcome. I do oral, anal and Fancy to try some kinky stuff as well. But will tell u more when I see u ar interested.... so why dont u message me...
Cheshire, WA1

hi, we are new to all this but have wondered what it would be like to engage in some soft swing with another couple or have mmf 3some with an experienced and understanding guy.

We are early 40's and attractive, clean and both none smokers and expect the same.

Young couple looking for fun female -
We are a young, adventurous couple just after some fun with a female (or two!), looking for a female of any age just with a similar outlook and willingness to join in with me and my boyfriend and have a good time! No timewasters please, and no single males.
Warrington, Cheshire, WA1
Looking to meet? -
Fun without hassles or hang-ups. Looking to meet a lady who wants the excitement of a discreet meeting. Professional bloke you is fit friendly and fun, quite happy to go with the flow. Live life and enjoy with a smile :-) xx
Warrington, Cheshire, WA1
fresh blood -
Hi, am a straight male looking for ladys who love to recieve oral sex indoors and outdoors. I love to play, don't mind the use of toys, they can be so much fun, I like to explore and enjoy the whole of the female body.
Warrington, Cheshire, WA1

I'm looking for discrete NSA weekday daytime fun at your place. I would like to meet a lady on her own or two bi or straight ladies. The days I'm free vary so please send me a message if you're interested.

Warrington, Cheshire, WA1

thanks for looking at our profile..we like weekends away and meeting new friends,into most normal stuff..no pain or watersports lol.looking for cpls more than singles..hope to hear from you soon lol

Young (ish) Attractive (kind of) and plenty of stamina (fact) . -
Hi All I am new to this so be gentle, I love sex and always looking to experience new things. I am looking to meet like minded women. I will add more to this later . Thanks for looking.
Warrington, Cheshire, WA1
First time -
Attractive professional couple (boxer)(365) she petite slim he tall(hot male) distinguished seek attractive single male/males to explore her potential for expanding her horizons
Warrington, Cheshire, WA1

Hi, thanks for visiting my profile! I'm new to this scene, but curious to find out more. I'm happy to chat to anyone who wants to and will see where things take me.

Cheshire, WA1
I'm new to swinging, -
I'm new to swinging, I'm told it's not as daunting as it could seem. Sooo guess I will find out soon enough......
Cheshire, WA1
looking for nsa -
looking for a fun time, if something more happens then we'll see what happens. after no fuss, just nsa harmless fun.
Warrington, Cheshire, WA1
anything goes fun -
48 yr old bi male, seeking daytime fun with like minded people Age, sex not important.Genuine pleasure is
Cheshire, WA1

am a complete bottom whore when with a guy or guys looking for some sleazy fun

Warrington, Cheshire, WA1
New -
New to the site looking for women, bi couples or tv/ts for discreet fun
Warrington, Cheshire, WA1

I'm not sure what people would like to know, but drop me a message if you need more information.  i'm easy going guy thats willing to try anything once. Like to meet a couple or dom female.  looking to eat pussy as only have a small cock.

Warrington, Cheshire, WA1

Looking for naughty fun and adventurous times with the right female or couple.

Very comfortable enjoying group fun, being watched or one 2 one. Love both indoor or outdoor fun and games.

Happy to travel and will organise hotel accom if required.

Cheshire, WA1


It's very clear from my profile I am not looking to meet ! Yet still get lots of messages ! 

Frequently asked questions or comments

I /we would love to meet when you free ? read above for answer

I/we would like to see your pictures - read above for answer

I/we can travel can you accommodate ? - read above for answer

Why am on here if not meeting ? - don't be nosey !!!

 Why don't I answer whispers ? - why should I ?

I get a vast amount of stupid messages as do lots of people on here but when it clearly states I'M NOT LOOKING !!! why do you bother ? you're not going to change my mind ! 

I think I've made my point clear but doubt it lol Happy swinging and try a profile that wants to meet ... best of luck xxRazx

Hi there. I'm a 47 year old guy from near warrington. Simply looking for genuine honest people to have a bit of fun with. Happy to meet couples or singles and all I ask is that you are up for some good clean fun!

Cheshire, WA1

Non-pushy, considerate guy who loves sex, why not try me.

Cheshire, WA1



if you wanna know more about me please read my blog it updates once a month with whatever comes into my mind

I am a bisexual guy and closet nudist, truth be told i hate wearing clothes and i always go commando. I`ve only ever been a "Home Nudist" until now but this summer Im heading back to Cheshire to spend time with family and I am keen to make this the summer that i take my love of nudity outdoors!

I'm very friendly and approachable and always up for a chat so if you see me in the chatroom feel free to whisper me anytime ;-)

Blog excerpt November '13 - My first time, with a guy...

I often get asked about the first time i hooked up with a guy and whilst im happy to give an abbreviated version of the story in chat, i thought i'd blog a full write up as it makes for an ok read (i think)

As i mentioned in an earlier blog, it was the internet and chatrooms that really got me to explore my curiosity back in the early zeroes as i fondly call them - I have a strong jealousy of the generation after me who grew up with the internet as an every day entity that is taken for granted, i probably would have been a lot more experienced a lot sooner had the internet been the monster that it is now when i was a teenager, but i digress.

So i have never been promiscuous nor have i ever been the kind of guy who will just fuck anything with a pulse, its not that im picky or that i have unrealistic expectations of the people i would like to sleep with i just find that if i dont hit it off personally with people i have no real interest in getting them naked!

Fortunately I did hit it off with a guy online one summer in my early twenties and after chatting online regularly for a week or two he finally propositioned me and said "lets meet in person, no strings. you dont have to do anything, let me show you what its all about and if you dont want to do anything to me its not a problem!" this was an offer that i felt it was too good to turn down so i asked when he was free for such a meet to which he replied "NOW!"

And so it was, that i found myself in my car at 1am on a Tuesday driving twenty minutes down the road to pick up a guy id never met before at a pre-arranged meeting place for the sole purpose of having my cock sucked (he told me in advance that he would very much like to blow me and i was only too willing to receive!). It was quite a strange feeling i was very very excited but a little bit scared at the same time - i had one night stands in the past but this was nothing like that as it was all so pre-arranged. There was no chase or seduction it was simply a matter of driving to get the guy and finding somewhere to do it - the rest of it was a sure thing!

I pulled over at our meeting point (a bus stop near his house!) and he jumped straight in and that was it, a handshake and a"hows it going" and off we went - only we had no idea where we were going! Neither of us had actually thought about where we were actually going to get it on, so what followed was a hilarious hour of driving to and from secluded spots that we each knew or thought of til we found someplace we were comfortable with that wouldn't result in us getting busted. At one point we pulled in to a remote layby down a country lane only to find another couple had already had the same idea and pulled up and started going at it before we got there!

Finally we found a farmers field with a missing gate and a high hedge line so i pulled the car in and parked behind the bushes so we were totally unsighted from the road. I killed the lights and the car was black so anybody passing wouldn't have known we were there - my only concern was a house in the distance which had a direct view of us but by that point i really didnt care i was so horny/nervous/excited/scared!!!

"Lets get in the back" said Joe (that was his name by the way) it was a warm summer night but it had rained that afternoon and the ground was still damp so i was only to happy to agree. At the back of my mind i was worried about getting the car back out of the wet field once we were done but that was something i was prepared to deal with later!

I gotta say, unlike me, he had come prepared for the event all he had on was a pair of shorts, a tshirt and some flip flops oon his feet. I on the other hand in my excitement had not put a single thought into clothing and had literally turned off my computer grabbed my keys and ran to the car! I got into the back and as i sat down i turned to see Joe was totally naked and already had a massive hard on!

I have to say he had a beautiful body very thin but toned and naturally hairless except for a nice neat dark bush and his cock was also beautiful, about the same size as me but slightly thicker with a nice sized head, he had a natural upward curve too which seemed to make him look even harder!!

"So the first rule of outdoor sex is wear as little as reasonably possible!" he said as he sat next to me which was funny cos i had jeans on, socks, sneakers and a tshirt AND a sweatshirt. "its going to take a lot longer to get you naked - you wont make this mistake again will you!" he said as I lifted myself up so he could get my jeans off. As always i was going commando so my cock sprang straight up as my jeans came down - "oh but the underwear you didn't put on!" was his last comment before he grabbed my throbbing cock and blew my mind!!!!

Almost immediately i grabbed his cock and instinctively matched the rhythm he was using on mine which was the first thing that blew my mind because i had a cock in my hand and i was tugging but it wasn't my own cock the sensation was amazing and i couldn't take my eyes off it i was mesmerized!!!

I don't know how long this went on for before i surprised even myself by saying "i gotta try sucking that cock right now!" and with that i threw myself face first into his lap! I kept a firm grip of the base of his cock and with no hesitation took it into my mouth and sucked slowly and firmly all the way up to the tip of his cock and back down again - feeling his cock throbbing against my tongue was the second thing that blew my mind!

Ill be honest as my head bobbed up and down on his cock all that was going through my mind was "this is fucking amazing i cant believe im doing this - this fucking amazing i cant believe im doing this!" over and over. It all just came so easily (no pun intended) I had genuinely thought i would lose my nerve and bottle it or at the very least just get an awkward handjob and drive the guy home again but here i was sucking his cock like it was something i'd been doing all my life - and the more i sucked the more he gasped with pleasure the more i wanted to suck!!!!

He broke the silence by telling me he thought i was a natural but he had agreed to meet me specifically to give me head and that exactly what he intended to do. He pushed me back and worked his way down my body with his tongue and just when i thought i couldn't get any harder my cock started to strain as he got closer to it. I couldn't take it anymore and instinctively started to push my hips towards his mouth but he continued to tease me with his tongue and work my balls with his mouth i was so glad id remembered to shave everywhere that day as i was so smooth and sensitive "youre going to make me beg aren't you!" i gasped to which he just laughed as he lifted my legs up from behind my knees - i wasn't really sure what he was going to do and I'm not even sure how he managed to get down there so easily in such a tight space but nevertheless he buried his tongue in my ass and gave me the best rimming I've ever had and it wasn't just a token gesture either he really worked me good with his tongue, flicking and swirling around, teasing my hole then pushing his tongue as far inside me as he could which was exactly the point where he blew my mind for the third time!

He then started to work his way back up slowly, working his tongue around my silky smooth balls, the feeling of his hot tongue was amazing as he gently sucked my balls one at a time and even managed to get both of them in his mouth at once which always impresses me as they are quite a mouthful even if i do say so myself! Then he made his way up my shaft with his tongue slowly, i thought i was going to die if he didn't suck it soon and again all the while in my head I'm thinking "this is fucking amazing i cant believe im doing this - this fucking amazing i cant believe im doing this!" finally after flicking his tongue around the head of my cock which felt amazing he slowly took it in his mouth sucking firmly and then proceeded to take what felt like the majority of my cock in his mouth all the while keeping a constant pressure, it was without doubt the best build up to a blowjob id had in my entire life!

This guy really knows what he's doing! i thought. In truth I'd meant to tell him myself that i thought he really knew what he was doing but he was working me so good i couldn't even speak. This guy who I had met online two weeks before and was now naked in the back of my car with me was giving me without doubt THE BEST BLOWJOB ID EVER HAD - NO CONTEST.

He started to build up the speed gradually from a slow firm up and down motion to what had now become a quick steady pace all the while though he kept a perfect rhythm, the guy was like a pendulum almost perfect up and down motions with no let up in the amount of suction i couldn't believe how good it was. I'd had great head in the past but this was on a completely different level - normally with my ex girlfriends they'd be going at it for a long time to get a result but i knew there and then that this guy was going to make me blow my stack in no time at all! I think he could read my mind because precisely at that point he started to speed up a bit but at the top of each stroke he rolled his tongue around the head of my cock before going back down again. He'd stopped massaging my balls and now had a firm grip on the base of my shaft and i knew he was going for the home run as he timed all his movements perfectly.

I started to breathe more and more heavily as I could feel the orgasm building up slowly but i knew it was coming soon. I kept gasping for air as he worked me up into a frenzy. I couldn't keep still, i was gripping at the back of the headrest, at the seat in front, at the seat below me I was in heaven, i don't know how he did it but he kept me just at the point of ecstasy for what seemed like an eternity before i finally exploded "oh my god" i gasped as i let go in a monumental fashion, desperately gasping for air as i pumped hot cum over and over into his mouth. How i didn't blow the back of this guys head off i have no idea as i had one of the most explosive orgasms i've ever had in my life. Amazingly he didn't stop but just kept on going never once releasing my cock form his grip and he swallowed every last drop of my hot cum, truth be told though i don't think he would have had a choice even he wanted it must have fired straight down the back of his throat!

He slowed the pace right down but kept sucking gently the whole time and went back to massaging my balls, and amazingly he didnt stop working my cock until i had completely lost my erection at which point he went back to licking my shaft and balls before finally sitting up with a huge smile on his face. My mind was blown finally for the fourth time!

"Yeah you've never been sucked off by a guy before i can tell" he said with a grin. I was gushing with compliments I couldnt stop telling him how amazing it was and how much of an expert he was which of course he was very flattered by but he had this kind of knowing confidence which really turned me on, he knew he gave amazing head and didn't need me to tell him that!

I hadn't realised at first, but as soon as he had sat up i had instinctively started stroking his cock again. Upon noticing that i was tugging gently on his cock i leaned forward to start returning the favour but unbelievably he stopped me "no i don't want you to do anything" he said "i promised you a no-strings meet and that's exactly what i want this to be" I tried to insist but he just wasn't having it, as far as he was concerned i had just had the perfect introduction to guy on guy action and he didn't want to take it any further and risk ruining it, which i kind of puzzled me but his selflessness was staggering, "truth be told" he said "i just fucking love sucking cock!"

And so that was it! We got dressed and back into the front of the car, we chatted a bit while we waited for the very steamy windows to clear and we chatted all the way home as i drove, in the end even though i didn't return the favour it was an amazing night, a very special night in fact that i remember so fondly and vividly. The only sad thing is i never saw him again. We spoke a few times online but never managed to arrange another meet and eventually after a few more weeks we lost touch completely, i don't really know why but it just wasn't meant to happen a second time with Joe which I'm fine with as it meant there was nothing holding me back now and it was just the first of many times i would enjoy being with another guy and in time i would also learned that i too "...just fucking love sucking cock!"Blog excerpt October '13 - "Why Lengthy_magic?"

Its the question i answer the most, most of the time!

"So why are you called lengthy_magic?"

Now I'm a bit apprehensive about writing a blog about why I call myself lengthy_magic cos im worried it will halve the number of online chats but its October, its time for a new blog update and i cant think of anything else to talk about so here it goes....

So it all dates back to the earlier days of the internet or should i say more accurately the late nineties early zeroes. Back in the day i was a big fan of Chat, I used to spend a lot time chatting to other bi or curious or similarly confused guys and it really helped me to learn a lot about myself. I was genuinely gutted when it closed down as its left a gap in my online social life that I've never really managed to replace. Anyway on there my nickname was Nobodyknowsimbi, (say hi if you remember me!) which was great because in real life nobody actually does know I'm bi and obviously if I'm in a gay/bi/curious or whatever chatroom obviously everybody knows I'm bi - see what i did there? Clever guy right!

So anyway once closed its doors (for understandable reasons) i was genuinely gutted and left hunting around for places to hang out online and needed to create new profiles for the various sites that i discovered and I wanted to keep everything consistent across all sites and come up with something unique that was easily recognisable as being me even if i was logged in to multiple websites. I spent a lot of time trying to come up with something that wasn't a pain in the ass to type - nobodyknowsimbi is fine when sober but after a few beers its gets a bit trickier to get it right first time :-)

So i ruled out the usual stuff that had the play on the word bi like "bithebi" "bifornow" "biguy69" that sort of thing (sorry if you're reading this and you have those nicknames!) but I really couldnt think of anything that was original, catchy or indeed likeable. Nobodyknowsimbi was easy, i was up very late one night and Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere by Neil Young was playing in the background and i just made up a personal play on words and stuck to it but now I wanted a change but it wasn't going to be as easy as i thought.

In real life my nickname at the time actually was Magic and i kind of wanted something that hinted at my real life self but obviously didnt give it away completely - just enough to kind of make people wonder you know. That was my starting point from which I was going to hang my nickname around basically

"So why lengthy then?" your probably asking if you haven't gotten bored and gone off to look at naked people already!

Contrary to the general assumption it has nothing to do with the size of my cock, although yes obviously i knew that by using the word it would attract a certain amount of attention in chatrooms etc but i figured

that wasn't necessarily a bad thing you know. Also at the time and right up until recently i had an issue where despite having a lot of sex with long term steady girlfriends i found it difficult to orgasm. This

didn't bother me as such because i could play it to my own advantage, if i had sex three four or more times in a day I would cum maybe once or twice if i was lucky and the misses thinks im a stud - happy days! Also I'm really into "Edging" and for me masturbation can be an indefinite all day activity if i want it to be, in a nutshell solo orgasms are a decision i make rather than an involuntary reaction to what I'm doing. So that's where the literal interpratation of lenghty came from - it was more of time reference than a size reference but all be it an ambiguous one.

Initially i went with lengthy_magic and thought "that will do for now" until something better popped into my head, but nothing better ever did and it just stuck, before i knew it i had multiple profiles and a account all in that name and i felt it was too late to change it ever again. I even have people message me sometimes and say "hey i remember you" from another site in the past that i may have used which i think is really cool to be honest!

There have been times where i kind of wish I had stuck with Nobodyknowsimbi especially now that I'm into camming a lot more than i used to be. I recently received a lot of stick in a chatroom for having the name lengthy_magic and not having an enormous cock which ironically came from somebody who to be fair didn't really look to be too well hung himself but that being said with almost eight inches to show off i really don't think i have anything to be ashamed of and lets face how often do you

see guys on cam with a genuinely enormous cock... exactly, really not that often!

Wait, whats that? "Why the and not a hyphen?" I hear you say?

Ok I know nobody reading this is thinking that but for the record i just thought it looked better that way :-)

Blog excerpt September '13 - Discovering naturism and bisexuality...

So even as a kid I knew that although i definitely wasnt gay I knew I was curious about guys too. When watching porn I was crazy about huge boobs and Ive been a big boob man my whole life (having done the bra alphabet all the way to HH) but the fact remains that as a kid i was equally fascinated by the guys with big cocks too!

In my late teens and early twenties on the rare occasion a guy would hit on me in the gym or on nights out etc i would politely decline offers or play dumb because I moved in such extremely straight circles or had a girlfriend at the time but when i would get home later and thought about the guys whod hit on me Id kick myself for not talking more and maybe slipping the guy my number, but despite all this i guess i was in denial a bit as i still classed myself as Definitely Straight

In my mid twenties i took a year off and went travelling through Australia & the Far East and it was in Oz that I discovered just how much I love the naturist way of life. When I lived in Bondi Id sneak off and

climb the rocks around the north end the bay and sunbathe naked when i was sure id clambered far enough around that i was alone and as i travelled up the east coast I loved hiking along the endless white sandy beaches there and would often wind up on a nudist beach and if i was alone id happily drop my shorts. Sadly if I was with friends they were a bit horrified and would try to get to the clothed beaches as fast as possible much to my disappointment.

Of all the beaches I got naked on though, Byron Bay was by far my favourite - white sand as far as you can see and nothing but trees & bush behind you. One morning after a heavy night of partying I woke up and decided to chill out on the beach as all my mates were sleeping off their hangovers, in my younger days i was blessed with the ability to party like a rock star and wake up next morning fresh as daisy (almost).

I set off for a hike north along the beach mainly because i could see that waaaay off in the distance that the further along the bay you went the fewer the number of people there were. As usual i didnt set out to find a nudist beach, but after wandering at least three or four kilometers north I just happened to end up being on one and decided that this was a great place to stop. I got chatting to a passing naked guy who explained that whilst clothing was optional on Belongil Beach it was better to get my kit off and who was I to protest. I was near the split shore part of the beach so decided to settle down near the tree line so i was set back from the beach itself and not naked bang in the middle of the sand for all to see - i loved being naked but was still a bit shy you know.

I immediately fell in love with the sense of freedom i felt being naked in such beautiful surroundings with nothing to fear about people seeing me naked. People of all shapes and sizes would come and go and

nobody would pass any judgement. Families would come as a group and spend time naked together with not a care in the world it was quite frankly mind blowing and I wishes every day of my life could be like that - as a matter of fact i still do!

My morning passed uneventfully and Im pretty much alone on the beach except for one or two people off in the distance when three young guys settle down together less than yards from me and straight away i couldnt take my eyes off them. They were very slim, muscular, totally smooth & tanned all over,

they were hot and, i might add, well hung! They lay facing away from me at the sea and the sight of those three hot naked bums lined up in a row has stayed with me to this day! It was in that moment that i thought damn I guess I really am bisexual!!! it was kind of an epiphany, i guess it finally dawned on me that yes i am very sexually attracted to guys and not just these three! Anyway after an hour of tanning and chilling they get up and start kicking a football around which was one of the best free shows Ive ever watched, you couldnt make this shit up right! After an eternity of me lying face down with a massive boner they run off in to the sea and back again numerous times in between tanning sessions which was an even bigger turn on it has to be said.

Looking back as a confident adult i regret not going over starting conversation or joining in the game of football (although the huge erection may have been a deal breaker for them) but i dont remember seeing anything sexual between these guys, they rarely touched, they werent affectionate in anyway and when all is said and done they just appeared to be three guys who were just really comfortable being naked with each other so maybe its best I didnt approach them. I knew there and then that my time for experimenting would come, and whilst it was a good while before i did starting hooking up with guys Im glad i did when i had the chance and i seriously doubt the time would have come at all were not for these hot naked guys naked on Byron Bay

Thanks guys whoever you were!!!

Blog excerpt August `13

So i was listening to the radio today on my way to work and they were having a phone in between songs about people who go commando and why and how "unusual" it is or as some people put it in mens cases "a bit gross" which i thought was unnecessarily judgemental! I started sleeping naked in my late teens because i found it the most comfortable way to sleep through the night without interuption. No more waking up with twisted boxers or pajama bottoms for me i was going to get naked and stay naked all night long and from there it progressed to "why bother putting underwear on the next morning" and from that point on I stopped wearing underwear and in fact stopped buying underwear altogether. To this day I own about five pairs tops which rarely leave the back of the sock drawer! Apparently the name given to guys like me is a "FREEBALLER" which I find hilarious but wont be reffering to myself as a Freeballer anytime soon as i find it just a little bit too ridiculous - do we really have to apply labels to absolutely everybody?!?!

My wife wasn't keen at first when we first met as she realised that she could always see the outline of my penis even in jeans, my arguement is that obviously she can see my penis but then why should anybody else be looking at my crotch and besides i really dont think i have anything to be embarrassed about, personally i get a bit turned on when i see the outline of other guys cocks through their jeans but i guess that's another story! Also i can see my wifes incredible cleavage 99% of the time and so can the rest of the general public when were out and about, do I care? not a bit! Again guys and gorls staring at my wifes 36FFs, big turn on!

There are certain caveats to the Freeballing rule (shit that name is catching!)

I always where underwear if i'm going to the doctor etc you never know when they'll ask you to drop your pants even in the most unlikely of circumstances. i'm sure my doctor does it for kicks but then who am i to spoil the old girls her fun right?!?! I always wear underwear if i'm wearing a suit or very light trousers or formal attire etc - there are times where yes i admit it isn't appropriate for my cock to be unmissable even to people who aren't looking at my cock - I've made this mistake at a formal event once before back in my single days and got groped as a result which was enjoyable for me but probably not so much for the gropers husband who fortunately was too drunk himself to notice!!!

Oh yeah the radio show in the end the hosts (one male one female i might add) came to the conclusion that going commando was fine and dandy for ladies, especially if they were in tight and/or short skirts but not really acceptable for guys - this i find outrageous and intend to rebel against this mindset indefinitely.

PS - i just realised my underwear at formal events did not include my own wedding, i hung loose all day and loved every minute of it!!!!

Blog excerpt July `13

You know when you're at the gym or a spa and you're in the changing room and you always see at least one other guy who is completely at ease being totally naked in front of everybody and doesn't care who looks at him - well I have come to the conclusion that I have become THAT guy. I've been to the spa two weekends in a row now and whilst everybody else rushes to get the their clothes off and on as fast as possible to avoid any potential embarrassment I take my sweet ass time... and I've gotten the occasional compliment on the sly too from other guys so why stop now!!! Last weekend i was stood naked in front of my locker getting my stuff out and as i put on my shorts minus underwear of course the guy behind me said "no underwear, very nice!" I realised we were the only guys in there but didnt ask if he would have said the same thing if there had been other guys around. I turned and smiled politely and said thank you as fastened my belt, its nice to get a compliment every now and then!

Blog excerpt June`13

You know when you're at a nude beach and you always see at least one older guy with big swinging balls? Well i worry that I'M going to be THAT guy one day. I'm a bit self conscious about the size of my balls, the older i get the bigger they grow and the lower they hang! I realise there's nothing I can do about it but whenever I'm nude in public i pray for a cool breeze to come along and help me hide them a bit, at the rate they are going I'm gonna have two grapefruits in my pants by the time in in my 60's!!! (Long way to go til then though!)

Blog excerpt May`13

I have to say I love how socially acceptable or perhaps even normal it has become for us guys to be completely shaven.

I'm 35 now and as soon as I left high school at 16 and entered a world where being slightly different to the accepted norm didn't result in barrage of abuse i started to shave my body hair and back then it was (I assumed) considered unusual. You didn`t see shaven guys in porn or at least not in the porn i had access to (this was after all the early days of the internet - just to show my age lol!) i often got the funny looks in the communal showers at my local gym and in fact a few guys even hit on me occasionally too which was nice!

These days though everybody is at it! i see guys with no pubic hair all the time either at nudist beaches or in porn or the gym showers and its amazing! i remember one time when i was about 18 or 19 getting naked with a girl who went crazy when she saw how smooth i was and made all sorts of ludicrous assumptions that i was gay (bi of course but i didnt tell her that judging by her extreme response to seeing me shaven!) and even that i might be a paedophile I couldnt believe it!

Im happily married now in 2013 and thankfully my wife loves the fact I'm as smooth as she is and in fact complains if i let it start to grow through laziness etc

This is progress people - embrace it!

Warrington, Cheshire
Any takers -
Hi thanks for reading our advert. We are a young newly married couple. This is our first venture into the scene, and want to take things at an easy pace. so thank you to those that we have chatted to. Were non pushy and pretty chilled, not to say also gagging to shag the brains out of young clean attractive couples. ;-) He is straight, not homophobic, just very perverted. Aged 35 She is Bi curious, and has a few encounters to her name. AgedWe hope you like our pics, if you do get in touch and we will take things from there. Please don’t expect any action straight away, were more concerned about being very discreet at the moment. So looking for couples or the imaginary single bi girl. No older than 39 years need apply. (We want too shag you, not bury you.) Could you introduce us to the scene? We will want some unmasked full pic shots first, and some dialogue to see if we click, and then I want you to come over my delicious dirty wife’s big tits, sorry got carried away there. We will both admit to being a bit shy and nervous. We can travel but not accommodate, we will only practice safe sex, along with the usual, no pain, water sports or large instruments up anyone’s bum. We are always both fully shaved and prefer the same but not a must. We are open minded and willing to experiment, suggestions welcome. If you like what you see then you cam mail us and we will respond, even if its a polite no thank you. We are'nt into endless chit chat though, just enough to tell that we would get on. As you can see from the pics the wife likes dressing up and is aching to put on a show for the right people. All we ask that you are very easy going and understanding, as she is up for it, but is very choosey who gets to play with her. I only ask you are ok with me videoing and taking some pics of the action.
Cheshire, WA1
ZOECJrn36 - 40rnUnited KingdomrnWarringtonrnCouple into Full swaprnlooking for Couples/Womanrnrnwe r a couple livin' in warrington cheshirernzoe is 27yrs 5'7" very long blonde hair, hazel eyes, 36d 24 36, shaven and very bi. cj is 49yrs 5'8", short dark brown hair, med bld, w/e and str8, we are a non pushy couple, rnwho are looking for like minded couples or bifems. we r into most things but not pain, anal or water sports. we will try most things once. we are out going and love livin' our life to the full. (we are not into one night stands). we are lookin' for friendship as well as fun and games in the bed room. (so if your looking for barbie and ken look a likes then we are not for you). we are average looking couple and down to earth if you like the sound of us just put your fingers on the keys and start typin' and lets get chattin'....lol, photos more than welcome, and replies with photo's will receive a reply within a couple of day's(pc permitting.lol)emails without photo's may take a little longer,..lol. hope to hear from you all soonrnwith all of our love rnzoe and &cj rnp.s. we only come as a couple party invites welcome rnWhat are you looking for ? rnwe r lookin' for couples and single bifemales for some fun game and more of that to come. we are looking for the rnages between 20 up wardsrnWhat are your fantasies rnzoe's is to have a gangbang by 6 men and 3 women. rncj's is to be taken by 5 women and have there wicked way with him. party and social invites more than welcome. rnDo you (or both) had or would consider a Bi-Sexual experience rnzoe is very bi-sexual rncj is 100% str8
Cheshire, WA1
Who knows? -
Well been involved in the open lifestyle for many years on and off, met some great people along the way, some I adore to the bottom of my heart. Took a leave off abstance due to personal issues, now back for the social side of the lifestyle and possibilities of making new friends. Well a little about myself, I'm not hung like a donkey, just about average, I think. Sorry to admitt that!! I have a very dry, witty sense of humour in bed and out. Also I believe sex should be fun for everyone involved, and everyone should be comfortable within themselves. I won't apologise for keeping my profile hidden, I have my reasons (and one is not because I'm married). Would like to say that I want to try new experiences, as there are many things in life you need to sample. I have listed myself as straight, but, better just ask me about my "bi" experiences. Pet hate of the swinging seen, guys who are selfish, only thinking about "shooting their load", don't they realise that the biggest turn-on for any man is seeing and making a woman orgasm. Also in a club environment the "sheep" annoy myself, LET the couple and single ladies have fun without harassment!Did enjoy the club scene for the social and friendly nature of the regulars who attended, plus obviously the sexual side, but over the last couple of years my visits have decreased due to work factors.* Just a little note, it's not just women and couples who have their kids living them, thats the main reason I can't accomadate, sorry.* Anyway thanks for spending time reading this profile, and happy hunting.
Warrington, Cheshire, WA1
Genuine Male looking for female or couples -
Hi there, thanks for looking at my profile. I'm looking for couples or singles for clean and discreet NSA meets and adult fun, I have no preference on size and shape, or age - and that's not because I'm not fussy, its because those factors aren't what makes a person sexy! It would be great to get to know each other, maybe go for a drink and if we get on well, who knows! - well this is an adult site - so maybe we both might know! But that doesn't necessarily mean it has to be a one nighter! It would be lovely to find someone to meet with regular and have some kind of relationship too. As for me, I'd rather tell you about myself over time than try to cram it all into few hundred words (plus that makes me sound quite deep, implying I'd need a thousand words just to scratch the surface, lol) However, I'm 35, tall, short to medium brown hair, hazel eyes, good sense of humour (erm, no examples at hand, but trust me!) I like the same things as everyone else, listening to music, DVDs, films, TV, restaurants, good food/bad food, pubs and clubs etc. I'm kind, caring, fun and genuine and considered quite good looking - well, maybe that's not for me to say, well educated and professional. I don't mind sending anyone a face pic if requested Anyway, thanks for reading, and if you'd like to say hi and have a chat, I'd love to hear from you. Also, if you've actually made it the end of this profile, well done - you've won a prize - mesage me for details, lol.
Cheshire, WA1

We have rewritten this as no one seems to read a long profile anyway so to try and make it brief..

We are a good looking couple (we like to think) who take care of ourselves and will swap very recent clear face pics if you will too, no face pics then no point chatting, sorry. She is fussy (girls prerogative), and we know we may have to travel to meet couples we like, so distance is no issue but we may need some notice to organise a meet as we have busy lives. She loves girls and boys, he is very straight but comfortable around other men. Not looking for girls who just want other girls (that is not Bi is it really!) and the blokes are just there to watch, we want everyone to have a great time!

We prefer first meets in clubs as everyone can still go off and play if we don't hit it off, we genuinely hope to play when we meet a couple we have chatted to but respect that we and you have the right to say no thanks. Also happy to social meets first for a coffee and check out the spark that way. If you like what you have read then please get in touch.

Please don't friend invites without saying at least hello first! We are not time wasters we are here to play but if you are here just to flirt, chat forever and never want to actually play please don't contact us, we have got long bucket list of fantasies and need to get on and tick them off

J and D x x

Single fellas we will find you! And always safe sex!

Warrington, Cheshire, WA1
young couple -
seeking young couples for some sexy fun...new to this so will get used to the site and post some more adds and pics S & N X X X
Cheshire, WA1

Happily married couple with super sexy bi curious female wanting soft swap only. My wife is prepared to have some fun with the woman of the other couple but NOT the man. I am also NOT looking to have any sex with the other couples lady. we are happy that the two ladies get it on in front of the lucky guys while we watch, video taking pictures ETC. But we must stress we are not looking for a full swap. After the ladies have had there fun then we would all have sex with are OWN partners, not each others. We can accommodate as well as travel. we have an amazing sex life and feel that we don't need to have sex with other people, but my wife is willing to have some fun shall we say with another woman. We are nervous about this as it will be our first time but have both decided to go ahead with it. we have posted some facial pictures on our private album so if you get in touch and we seem compatible then we will send you an invite to it. we are both slim and my wife has drop dead blond hair and face to match, I have a clean shaven head which she adores; not everyones cup of tea but it's certainly gets my wife!!!!

one last thing ABSOLUTELY NO SINGLE MEN...........

Warrington, Cheshire, WA1
F**k buddies looking for a 3rd to play -
We are both married professional couple, just not married to eachother, Angel has a fantasy of a MMF 3some and will have the final say on whether she is comfortable with the 3rd person. She is a VA VA Voom curvy beautiful STRAIGHT woman and all woman, long blonde hair, gorgeous eyes fab boobs n a massive sexual appetite He is a straight, broad well built well groomed guy 6' tall and easy going. OK, a few rules: We are both clean and well groomed and expect the same in return, we will not meet smokers We are only looking for a straight guy not for a bi guy or bi fem or couple You must be reasonably good looking between 30 and 45, not overweight and clean shaven We don't do pain w/s or anal, not into fetishes or anything wierd As we are married but not to eachother you must be able to accommodate within reasonable distance of Warrington (eg less than 20 miles) during the day in the week You must be respectful, understand no means no, be prepared to meet on neutral territory first to make sure you're genuine. We need and offer 100% discretion and 100% genuine commitment to meet if you agree a time and date
Warrington, Cheshire, WA1
Greetings, newbie here, but not to swinging -
Single, clean and friendly guy looking for fun and frolics. All messages answered even if a polite thanks but no thanks. At the end of the day this is a swingers site, we are all here for fun, so be polite and friendly and let the fun begin. Sorry rant over, back to profile.... Happy go lucky single, clean and friendly guy looking for fun and friendship with either a single female, couple or two females, well one can wish, or couples for 3 sum fun. Have had some fun on here and all reasonable offers considered, have enjoyed dipping my toes, and now want more, I suppose you can say I am greedy, well aren't we all at times ;-) I have no issues with size or race, at the end of the day, there are more to life than that. It is the person not their appearence that counts at the end of the day, but hey ho. Thank you for looking and reading my profile. If you are here still here and managed to read it all, no harm in saying hi to me,or is there?? xx Come on ladies, why be so shy, if you don't ask, you don't get, so I am asking, ladies message me, you will not be dissapointed xx
Warrington, Cheshire, WA1

Hiya thanks for reading my profile, here's a bit about me hopefully without sounding really conceited. I'm a sexy, young, intelligent male seeking couples and singles for lots of relaxed and broadminded fun and frolics. I'm told I'm attractive looking and have an athletic rugby player build, but am as sick of timewasters as you probably are so I can guarantee I won't waste your time.

I've been swinging on and off for about 7 years, so am experienced enough to not be shockable and I'm broadminded enough to be up for most things. I'm very clean, have a good sized cock and due to my job hope you are as discreet as I am. I really enjoy good dirty fun with people who love getting down to it, so if you need another bloke for a party you're holding or just fancy someone new for a good session drop me a line and we'll sort it out. And although the profile does say bi-curious don't be frightened off, if that's not your thing we won't do it I really enjoy playing with straight couples too. I look forward to hearing from you soon, thanks again for reading my profile.

Cheshire, WA1